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The Looney Rescue
By Eric B. (Shnoogums)

(We soon return from our commercial.)

**********(Back at the abandoned ACME Warehouse)**********

(Background Music: Loki's Lie by Patrick Doyle)

(As we came back from our commercial, we would go back to the abandoned ACME warehouse, where the villainesses came back and Sofia was holding both Heather and Nadia in her shoulders. Swackhammer saw this and was somehow displeased at what he saw. Nevertheless, Dr. Raisha opened the top of the cage and Sofia tossed both captive ladies in it, just as Bugs and Daffy were shocked to see the eccentric DX Divas mentor and her head maid in the same cage with them.)

Swackhammer: *angry look* What's the meaning of this? I thought i specifically asked you ladies to bring me back the rest of those annoying Looney Tunes... and you bring me back two worthless humans? Where are the rest of those accursed Looney Tunes?

Farung: If you want those toony boys and gals so badly, why don't you go get 'em yourself, ya big fat alienish slimeball!?

Swackhammer: *fuming anger* You dare to talk back at me like that?

Haruka: You damn right she can talk back at you like that, big boy. We only came in this dumb world and made business with you with the hope that the divas' totally nutsy mentor would show up... to which she did, though we didn't expect her head maid to be here as well.

Camilla: Much less having only one of those divas to be in this world...

Mandy: ...and scared as hell of... well, of us, maybe.

Maria: Uh yeah, that would be it, she was afraid of us. Uhh... why was she afraid of us exactly?

Dr. Raisha: You're asking us that stupid question, Maria? We don't have a clue as to why she was afraid of us... or unless it was of something else. Oh well, no matter. We got what we wanted, that's what matters the most.

Voice: And the queen believes that for once, you've done an excellent job there.

Swackhammer and all villainesses: Huh?

(As Swackhammer and the villainesses all turned around, they noticed a figure approaching them. It turns out to be none other than the mysterious queen's female army captain, that being Captain Jessica, who was last seen in the DX Divas Show episode, Shogoku and the Samurai. The villainous army captain had an evil smile on her face, as she was satisfied at the capture that was done by the villainesses.)

Haruka: Captain. Wow, that was fast.

Captain Jessica: Indeed. And the queen is satisfied with the capture that you guys have done, therefore, you all did a nice job there.

Swackhammer: Wait a minute. What do you mean they did a nice job there? Those nimcompoops didn't deliver me what i wanted.

Captain Jessica: That's none of our concern, Swackhammer. All we wanted was these two... and specifically for me... Nadia.

(As she mentioned the name of her rival, she walked right to the cage where Heather and Nadia were now regaining consciousness at last. She approached them, but not before Bugs and Daffy noticed the villainous army captain approaching them.)

Captain Jessica: Nice to see that you're now waking up, my dear Nadia. *holds to one of the cage's bars*

Daffy Duck: *lispering talk* Hey, watch the bar, fifter. Don't fwing it that much.

Captain Jessica: I wasn't asking nothing out of you, duck, i'm talking to my old friend Nadia here.

Nadia: *wakes up* Ugh... wha... What's going on here? Where are we? And why are we in this cage?

Daffy Duck: *lispering talk* Them crafy women took you both when their fatheaded bully knocked you guyf and our friendf like pancakef.

Heather: What? We were...?

Captain Jessica: That's right, Heather. You and my good old friend Nadia are now our prisoners... along with those two good for nothing weirdos you call cartoon characters.

Bugs Bunny: Hey, watch with the name calli- *gets his mouth grabbed by Captain Jessica*

Captain Jessica: I didn't asked for your opinions, rabbit.

(After saying that, the villainous captain tossed Bugs right into Daffy, forcing both Looney Tunes to crash onto the cage's ground.)

Bugs and Daffy: *clank!* OUCH!!

Heather: Hey, you can't do that to Bugs and Daffy, Jessica!

Nadia: Mrs. Solomon's right, Jessie, that was rude to do what you did to these two... even if they're just cartoon characters and all that.

Captain Jessica: I don't give a damn what they are, nor did i asked them anything. Besides, once we head back to our queen, she'll be deciding your own...

Heather: Whoa, hang on a second. You guys keep talking about some queen this, some queen that. Who exactly is this queen you and these nimrods keeps referring to here anyway?

Maria: Hey, we're not nimrods!!! Uhh... are we?

Other villainesses: Ugh. *all facepalms*

Captain Jessica: Oh, don't you worry, Heather. You'll know soon enough. But first... *approaches Nadia* Nadia, dear. I didn't know you liked to watch cartoons.

Nadia: I've never watched those things, i just got dragged along in this weird world.

Captain Jessica: *chuckles evilly* Yeah, that's what you want me to believe. Anyway...

Nadia: I REALLY DON'T, YOU STUPID B****!!!

Captain Jessica: My, my, such foul words from a head maid like yourself, Nadia. *chuckles evilly* In any case, make yourselves right at home for now... 'cause you'll soon be facing your destinies, courtesy of our queen. Now, if you'll excuse me...

(While she grabbed her radio and contacts her mystery leader and with Swackhammer still fuming a bit softly at the disbelief that he didn't get what he wanted, Heather goes to check if Bugs and Daffy were alright. Bugs was okay, but Daffy was somehow seeing stars after being flattened to the cage's walls.)

Heather: You two okay?

Bugs Bunny: Yeah... we'll be fine, won't we Daff?

Daffy Duck: *lispering talk, sees stars* No more for me, thankf. I'm driving. *falls flat on the floor*

Bugs Bunny: Yep. He'll be fine too, Heather. *sees Heather somehow worried* Hmm? Something wrong?

Heather: Yeah. While we were fighting, Li didn't do a thing, except hang up on a tree branch. Ever since we got here, she was trembling like a fraidy cat... and for some reason that i can't seem to understand... she seems to be afraid of your fellow Looney Tunes friends here. I wonder why she's so scared like that.

Nadia: Maybe it's the fact that she said herself that she's... afraid of cartoons, for some strange reason, Mrs. Solomon.

Bugs Bunny: Afraid of cartoons? Meaning of... us? *gets sad and rabbit ears lowers down*

Nadia: That may be it, Mr. Bunny.

Heather: Oh man, if i knew that she was afraid of cartoons, i'd help her understand that cartoons are nothing to be afraid of. But... since we're stuck here for now... i'm afraid that it's all up to Jose Ramiro now to set the record straight with Li... and help her overcome that fear of hers.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah... or else, we'll be all be... *gulps* deleted, as Swackhammer said.

Heather: Swackhammer? Wait a second, he can't... *sees Swackhammer complaining to the villainesses, while Captain Jessica talks to her mysterious leader on her radio* Well, i'll be damned.

Nadia: Swackhammer, Mrs. Solomon?

Heather: Yes. That green fat alien slob once wanted to bring the Looney Tunes in his home planet, as "attractions" on his so-called amusement park of Moron Mountain. The Looney Tunes challenged him and his Monstars to a basketball match, though the toons themselves were outmatched by those monstrosities. Luckily, thanks to the help of NBA's finest basketball champion of all, Michael Jordan, he and the Looney Tunes defeated Swackhammer's team and sended the big guy packing... but i can see now that he's back to get his revenge on you guys.

Bugs Bunny: Yeah, and those enemies of yours are the ones that trapped us in that cage. And since the not-so-fearless leader of your crew didn't do a thing to help yas, except hung on to a tree branch because she's afraid of us...

Nadia: It now means that we're now facing a really serious situation... though Mr. Bunny said that he'd be deleting those toons. How's he gonna do that?

Heather: I dunno, Nadia. But whatever nasty plan he's got in mind for that, i just hope that Jose snaps Li out of her scared trance and makes her understand that cartoons are nothing to be afraid of... otherwise, we're all gonna be in big trouble here.

(End Loki's Lie)

******************** (Meanwhile) ********************

(As Heather and company wondered if Jose was gonna help Li with her cartoon fear, we head back to Looney Tunes Village, where Jose and the remaining Looney Tunes got back on their feet, although some of them were still down, due to Maria's Mega Squash Attack.)

Jose: *gets back up* Ugh... is everyone alright?

Yosemite Sam: Ugh... We're okay, son... well, most of us are anyway.

(Yosemite Sam pointed to Jose the toons that were still down: Marvin the Martian, who's helmet totally sunk all the way down, showing only his feet; Tweety Bird, who was knocked out and Sylvester and Granny were both checking on him and Speedy Gonzales, who Foghorn Leghorn was also checking on the fastest mouse of all of Mexico. But for the Road Runner, surprisingly, Wile E. Coyote helped him back on his two long legs.)

Wile E. Coyote: You okay, old friend?

Road Runner: Beep Beep! *sticks his tongue out*

Granny: *worried look* Oh, my poor Tweety bird. Are you alright?

Tweety: *still feels the effect of the squash attack* Oh, my poor wittle cwanium.

Sylvester: *sad look, lispering talk* Oh man. I'd ufually picked him up and eat him, but... after what happened, i'm not in any mood to do that right now. *looks up at the tree and gets angry* And the one who'f faid to be the leader of the DX Divaf didn't even do a thing, except clinging herfelf to that tree up there. And she'f still up there af we fpeak. Ugh.

(Sylvester's words proved to be correct, as Li was still hanging on to the tree branch and hasn't let go since the Road Runner accidently scared her in act two of the episode in mind. Jose was thinking about finding a way to bring her back down from the tree branch, without seeing her being too scared even further, while the other Looney Tunes approached the cartoon hero.)

Foghorn Leghorn: Boy, i say, boy, that diva sure is not what we were expecting her to be. She was said to be smart and yet, she's more of a scared lady, who would see a mouse from under her table.

Speedy Gonzales: *mexican accent, tries to get back up, as he's being held by Foghorn* Hola, amigo, i heard that insult.

Foghorn Leghorn: I wasn't insulting you, Speedy, i made an assumption there.

Speedy Gonzales: *mexican accent* Yeah right, amigo.

Jose: Hmmm. *thinking* That's weird. When i teamed up with the rangers, the divas and everyone else, she wasn't scared of my toon powers... or maybe she didn't even paid attention to that. I wonder what made her afraid of cartoons. I gotta do something and snap her out of her fear of cartoons... otherwise, the rest of the divas are gonna be asking tons of questions about her bravery suddenly crushed by... cartoons. *normal speech* Hey, Li, can you come back down from that tree, please?

Li: *still shaking in fear* NOOO!! PLEASE MAKE THOSE TOONS GO AWAY... *squeeling talk* Pretty please?

Jose: Huh? Why?

Li: *frightened talk* Because they're too scary to me.

Jose: What? I don't understand why they would be that scary to you. Now, come back down here and i'll help set the record straight about them.

Li: *frightened talk, nods negatively* No way. I'm not coming back down there. They'll probably get me and eat me alive and...

Yosemite Sam: WHAT? *shakes in anger* Ooooohh, that dame is driving us nuts with that scaredy-cat talk of hers here. *runs to the tree and climbs it* Alright, i've had it with that dame being scared of us, so if she won't come back down there herself, then i'll bring her back down here myself.

Granny: *worried look* Oh, good gracious, Sam. Be careful.

Jose: Sam, don't be crazy. Let me think of a solution of bringing her down here without scaring her or hurting her or anything.

Yosemite Sam: Sorry, son, but if we're to rescue that rabbit and that duck... as well as the other two dames who's been captured here, then i'm gonna have to bring her down to us right now.

(Seconds after climbing that tree, Yosemite Sam reached the spot where Li was still clinging herself on. The still scared busty DX Divas leader saw Sam and began to quiver in fear even more.)

Li: *frightened talk* No, please go away, you... Don't come too close to me.

Yosemite Sam: Oh, come on now, we need your help in saving that flop-earred rabbit and that screwy duck.

(Just as Sam tried to convince Li to come back down from the tree branch she's still clinged on to, we see a broom coming down to where Jose and the other Looney Tunes are. It turns out to be none other than the ugly toon witch with a big nose on her, meaning Witch Hazel. She landed her broom and came to check on the situation at hand.)

Witch Hazel: My, what's going on in here? Is she still hanging from that tree branch?

Sylvester: *lispering talk* Yeah, ftill hanging on top of that tree bransth... *sees Witch Hazel and jumps in shock* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!

Jose: What's wrong, Sylvester? *sees Witch Hazel* Oh, hey there, Witch Hazel. What brings you here?

Witch Hazel: If you must know, i just saw a lot of trouble happening in Looney Tunes Village on my crystal ball back home and i had to come and see what all the trouble was about. So, what happened here?

Elmer Fudd: Well, we had some scwewy women coming here and Heather and her head maid, as well as ouw fwiend Jose, taking on those nasty women, but... one of them scwambled all of us... and befowe we knew what happened, they took off with the two wadies... and one of the divas seems to be afwaid of us for some stwange weason. Sam is up thewe twying to convince her to come back down... but she's obviouswy not gonna budge fwom that twee.

Witch Hazel: Huh? *sees Sam on the tree talking with Li* Weird. Why would... say, isn't that the leader of those DX Divas i heard so much about?

Jose: That'd be her, Witch Hazel... but since we got here, she's totally shivering in fear of the Looney Tunes here.

Witch Hazel: Hmmmmmmm...

Yosemite Sam: *back to the top of the tree* Aww come on now, won't you come back down from that tree, m'am?

(Sadly for Yosemite Sam, Li refuses to budge from that tree branch, which makes him angrier than ever. Everyone else, including Jose, watched on, with concerned looks on their faces.)

Pepe Le Pew: *french accent* Zis is ridiculous. She's truly not acting like as she should be... seeing that she ze leader of the DX Divas here.

Witch Hazel: My, this is indeed more worse than i thought.

Jose: Yeah, tell me about it. Come on, Li, just get down from that tree... and i'll help you with your toonophobia problem.

Li: *shivering in fear* I'm not coming back down there. Why don't you guys go help out those crazy weirdo toons and uh... i'll wait for you to come back with them.

Yosemite Sam: *shakes in anger* Ooooohh, that does it! We're getting tired of your quivering in fear, so... *grabs a saw and starts sawing the tree branch* if you won't come down from that tree branch, then i'll get you down myself.

(As Yosemite Sam sawed the tree branch that Li was still clinging on, Jose saw what Sam was doing and he began to be worried about what he had on his mind.)

Jose: Sam, don't be a fool, man. We'll find another way to bring her down from that tree. Stop sawing that tree branch.

Yosemite Sam: *about to be finished sawing* Aww, don't you worry, son. She'll be coming back down in a couple of seconds.

Li: *soft fearful talk* P-p-p-please stop this, little guy. Just leave me alone, pretty please.

Yosemite Sam: Aww, stop your quivering, kid, this is for your own good.

(Soon enough, Yosemite Sam finished sawing the tree branch, but surprisingly, the tree branch isn't budging down. The little pirate toon was even more upset that the sawing that he did on the tree branch isn't falling down at all.)

Yosemite Sam: Huh? What the... *shakes in anger again* Oooooh, why you stupid tree branch. I sawed you all the way down, so you should go down right now. *the tree branch still doesn't budge and he starts repeatedly stomping on it* ARGH, DIDN'T YOU HEAR WHAT I SAID, YOU DUMB TREE BRANCH? DOWN, DOWN, DOWN, DOWN!! WHEN I SAY FALL DOWN, THAT MEANS... FALL...

(But as he was about to finish his shouting, the tree branch finally budges and forces it to fall down, with Li still hanging on to it. Sam would also fall as a result.)

Yosemite Sam: *falls down* DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWNNNNN!!!

Li: *shouts in fear* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGHHH!!!!

Jose: *looks up* Look out, gang, Li and that branch are falling down!!

Sylvester: *lispering talk* Run for it!!

(Soon enough, Jose and the rest of the Looney Tunes all ran away from the tree branch, as it roughly collided down onto the ground, with a loud bang noise being heard and some smoke being eminated from the fall. Seconds after the smoke cleared, everyone came back to see if both Li and Yosemite Sam were alright.)

Jose: Li! Sam! Are you two guys alright?

(When the smoke completely cleared out, we would see Yosemite Sam, completely flattened from the fall, as he ran in all directions like crazy. However, he would pop back up, but he would be shown to be a bit dizzy from the fall.)

Yosemite Sam: *dizzy look* Uhhh, yeah, i'm okay, son. *shakes the cobwebs out* I'm fine now. And as you can see, the busty dame is back down here with us.

Elmer Fudd: Oh, she's back down to us awwight. She's totally out of it now.

Yosemite Sam: Huh?

(What Elmer meant is that we would see the busty DX Divas leader sliding down from the tree branch and onto the ground. She landed on her back and got dizzy as a result, not to mention that stars were twirling around her head, therefore she saw stars and she was, as Elmer would put, out of it. Jose checked on her and see if she was okay, while Sam realized that he may have overdone it in making Li coming back down from the tree branch that she was clinging herself to.)

Yosemite Sam: Oh boy.

Jose: Oh man, Li. Li, are you alright? Say something, dear?

Li: *dizzy look and talk* Oh my. Does anybody have the address of the fall that i took?

Jose: She's okay, everyone... just dizzy, but she's okay. Uh, Li? Can i just ask you a little something?

Li: *shakes the cobwebs out* Ugh... Yeah, J-Jose? What... what is it?

Jose: Can you tell me wh-

(Before he would continue his phrase, Li sees the Looney Tunes again and in a fearful way, she backs away to the branch that she fell from, although this time, she just turns her back and kneel in complete fear.)

Li: *shaking in fear* AHHHHH, NO GO AWAY, PLEASE!!!! DON'T DO ANYTHING HARMFUL TO ME, YOU MONSTERS, I DON'T WANNA DIE HERE!!

Sylvester: *lispering talk* Oh no, here fe goef again. *facepalms*

Porky Pig: *stuttering talk* Huh? Us h-h-h-hurt her? That's just sil-l-l-l-l- stupid.

Marvin the Martian: I agree with Porky here. We would never harm any real human beings here. That's not how we do things in the world of the Looney Tunes anyway.

Elmer Fudd: Pwease, Wi, you got us all wong here. We'we not monstas, we'we...

Li: *shaking in fear, too afraid to talk* ..................

Jose: Hmmmm... Hang on a second, guys. I'm sure i can find out why she's been acting like this for the whole episode here.

Yosemite Sam: Yeah, please, son. Get to the bottom of this, so that she can help us save that flop-earred rabbit and that screwy duck... and those dames who have been captured too.

Jose: Okay, okay, don't go blowing your horn out, Sam. *directs his attention to Li* Yo, Li. Can you look at me for a moment?

(Background Music: Ciel d'Aube from Mega Man Zero 4)

(Still frightened in some way, she somehow turned around and her eyes were filled with tears. Jose sits right next to her, as in comforting her for a moment.)

Jose: There, there, Li. Everything's gonna be alright. You have nothing to be afraid of here... though i'm kinda curious in knowing something about your fear of... well, you know. Cartoons. And mostly them too. *points at all Looney Tunes, who had concerned looks on their faces*

Li: *emotional talk* What do... What do you wanna know?

Jose: How did this fear of yours started? Meaning how did you began to be scared of cartoons? And of the Looney Tunes?

(While still being emotionally scared, Li looked at the Looney Tunes, who all had concerned looks on their faces. She eventually finally decided to explain herself about her fear of cartoons.)

Li: *emotional talk* You wanna know why i'm afraid of cartoons? *Jose and the Looney Tunes all nodded* I... i guess i might want to explain this... although i don't know if you'll find my explanation to be reasonably understood by you, Jose.

Jose: Try me.

Li: *emotional talk, sniffles* Alright. If you want to know why i'm afraid of cartoons... it's because... *hesitates*

Foghorn Loghorn: Because of what, darling?

Barnyard Dawg: Will you shut up and let her say it?

Foghorn Leghorn: Son, i'm as, i say, i'm as cur-

Jose: *firm tone towards Foghorn Leghorn and Barnyard Dawg* Guys!

Foghorn Leghorn and Barnyard Dawg: Sorry.

Li: *sniffles* It's because of what i've seen in a movie long ago.

Jose: What movie?

Li: *hesitates to say it for three seconds, squeeling talk* Twilight Zone?

Jose: Huh? Twilight Zone? Wait, you mean the movie based on the old TV series?

Li: *emotional talk* Yeah, particularly the part of where a boy had some kind of... weird powers that causes cartoons to come to life or something. I believe that this segment was called... It's a Good Life or whatever it was called. Anyway, what i can remember about it is that i've seen that boy being in a house where it had a TV with cartoons on them. And one part where that a large cartoonish rabbit springed out of a hat and another where a girl gets eaten by a dragon-like cartoon character and such... it scared the hell out of me so much that i vowed to never watch another cartoon in my life ever again, since i see that they were like... monsters!!

Jose and All Looney Tunes: Huh?

Jose: That's what's scared you? *Li nodded frighteningly* Hmmm... That segment of Twilight Zone, as you said... Wasn't that one being directed by Joe Dante?

Li: *emotional talk* How would i know? All i know is that i've considered cartoons to be like... scary monsters or something.

Jose: *chuckles* Hehehehe.

Li: *emotional shout* WHAT'S SO FUNNY?

Jose: *chuckles* Li, you have nothing to worry about. Joe Dante's part in the Twilight Zone movie was only to go with the movie's story. It's not to be taken seriously. Okay, sure enough to say, he's a bit of a crazy director, but... his was only meant to be some kind of black comedy of sorts. Also... about cartoons being "monsters", like you said... i think that you got that part all wrong, including thinking that the Looney Tunes are monsters. Trust me, they're not monsters, they're as human as you and me are.

Li: *emotional talk* Oh, that's easy for you to say, Jose. You're half man, half... like them.

Jose: Hmmm... You know, when we helped the rangers battle Kamdor and his henchmen last year, you must've saw me use my cartoon powers on his troops and the Krybots, did you not?

Li: *emotional talk* To be honest, i didn't even paid attention to your... powers, Jose. I didn't even know that your powers were... like them.

Jose: Hmm, that's weird. I thought you would've seen me use my cartoon powers on Kamdor and his cronies. Anyway, about the Looney Tunes, you gotta understand that they're not the scary monsters that you believe that they'd be to you.

Voice: Yeah, in fact, i'd say you got them all wrong.

All Looney Tunes: Huh?

Jose: Hmm?

(Everyone turned around and noticed a cartoony puma showing up. That was revealed to be none other than the bizarre choked up laughing cartoony puma known as Pete Puma, who only made two appearances in the Looney Tunes cartoons, those being Rabbit's Kin, back in 1957 and Pullet Surprise, back in 1997. Needless to say, the other Looney Tunes were surprised to see Pete showing up unexpectedly, including Sylvester, who had a look of suspicion on his face.)

Sylvester: *lispering talk* Where'd you come from?

Foghorn Leghorn: Yes, i thought, i say, i thought you were back home recovering from the mega explosive i gave you two weeks ago.

Pete Puma: Uhh, well, i, uh... it's funny how much of a miracle medecine can do to you, no? *choking laughter* Ihhhhh!

Sylvester: Hmm...

Jose: Anyway, Pete is right. You may have gotten the Looney Tunes all wrong here. I mean, let's look at each one of them here. Porky.

Porky Pig: *stuttering talk* Y-yes?

Jose: Porky here is known to be a stuttering pig, but that characteristic in him only showed when the original voice actor who voiced him, that being Joe Dougherty had a stuttering problem. Dougherty was unable to control his stuttering problem, so he was replaced, but Porky's stuttering personality was somehow set on him, but mostly for comedic effects. And people loved him because of that, including for his phrase in which he would say...

Porky Pig: Th-th-th-that's all, folks. *chuckles* I just l-l-love saying th-th-th-that.

Jose: *chuckles* Yeah, that you do, Porky. Another example here would be Sylvester and Tweety. Sylvester is like your typical cat, who would go to hunt down mouses and birds.

Sylvester: *lispering talk* Yeah, esthpafially thif one. *looks at Tweety*

Tweety: Putty tat? What are you wooking at?

(Without warning, Sylvester grabs Tweety and puts him in his mouth. Granny was quick to notice it and grabs Sylvester on the spot and hits his butt several times, ensuring that he would spit Tweety out.)

Granny: *hits Sylvester's butt several times* Oh no, you don't, Sylvester. Spit him out. Right now!

(And soon enough, Tweety was out of Sylvester's body and right back onto the ground. He looked at the pussy cat, all angry.)

Tweety: Bad ol' Putty tat.

Granny: *angry while looking at Sylvester* Don't you ever eat my little Tweety ever again, you got that, Sylvester?

Sylvester: *lispering talk* Alwayf the sthame old thing. *looks at Li* But while it'f an old thing, it'f alwayf a winning formula in our cartoonf, Li. That'f how it goef with me and the little birdy every time... or at leaft with Fpeedy here too... and fadly for me, the refults are the sthame juft like with Tweety here.

Speedy Gonzales: *mexican accent* Well, you are a pussycat, senior Sylvero gato. That's how it always ends with you, though there are few times you've gotten the better of someone. Just not with neither me nor senior canario here.

Jose: Exactly. Of course, Speedy is like me: Just your old typical mexican amigo here, although he is very fast.

Speedy Gonzales: *mexican accent* Hehe. They don't call me the fastest mouse in all of Mexico for nothing. EPA!!

Li: *jumpy reaction* EEEEGGGHHH!!!

Speedy Gonzales: *mexican accent* Oh. Sorry about that, querida. Didn't mean to scare you. It's just my way of having fun here. I would never frighten the lovely ladies like yourself.

Jose: He's right, you know. Speedy is all about fun, Mexico-style.

Li: *emotional talk* What about that... long neck bird and that... coyote over there?

Jose: The Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote? *chuckles* Well, these two are one of the most popular duos in the world of cartoons, especially among the Looney Tunes. And they're never apart when being in their own cartoon segments together.

Wile E. Coyote: And my goal in our cartoons is for me to catch the Road Runner, the one stand to my left right here.

Road Runner: Beep Beep!

Wile E. Coyote: ..... And to eat him... but sadly, despite the genius that i possess, i've never been successful at it, not one single time whatsoever.

Jose: But at least, your failures have provided your fans a lot of entertainment in all those years that you and the Road Runner have done for us, Wile E.

Wile E. Coyote: Yeah, if we can see it that way... i think.

Li: *emotional talk* But was there a time in which... you would act too desperately to even catch that... Road Runner? Meaning at the point that you say that enough is enough and that you've had to catch him, no matter if you lose your job or whatever? Or that the Road Runner would hurt you for trying to catch him all these years?

Wile E. Coyote: Hmm? *chuckles*

Li: *emotional talk* What?

Jose: *smiles* Li, the Road Runner can never harm the Road Runner, but he can go Beep Beep on him. Also, no outside force can harm him, except his ineptitude or the failure of the ACME products that he orders. And if he ever caught the Road Runner and ate him, he'd be out of business, so the cartoon rule for him is to never catch him nor eat him. I see however, within your emotional look, that you have sympathy for him, so you're helping him succeeding in his cartoon career, since the public must have sympathy for him. Also, he could stop at anytime to catch him... were he not a fanatic, that is. And also, he's more humiliated by his own failures, so that's always a good thing for his career... or bad, i don't know which.

Wile E. Coyote: But in any case, he's right. I have to stick to what i'm being given for the role of my life, otherwise, it wouldn't work for me nor him anymore... nor for anyone else for that matter.

Marvin the Martian: Agreed. For instance, i'm, as you can plainly see, a martian. And my goal in the cartoons is to simply blow up the Earth... though Bugs has always been in my way. But that's just how it goes for his cartoons. And the same can be said between me and Daffy Duck, although i mostly confront him when he's in his Duck Dodgers role, for that matter.

Elmer Fudd: And as for me, my job is hunt down wabbits... and ducks too. And for vewy good weasons too, since i'm a sportsman hunter. *Elmer-like laughter* Howeva, i awways end up being embawassed by those two... though for the wabbit, thewe awe few times i've gotten the betta of him... but i awways ended up wegwetting huwting him, since i'm only a good natuwe hunta.

Li: *emotional talk* Meaning... you're not a bad toon or anything?

Elmer Fudd: Of couwse not, Wi. I ain't weally bad at all.

Yosemite Sam: And neither am i, dear... even though i always cause trouble whenever i go in the Looney Tunes cartoons, i only do it because of the way i was being created in cartoons. And it goes for all of the rest of the Looney Tunes... *moody angered talk* Even that carrot munching rabbit and his screwy ducky pal of his.

Li: What? What do you mean "you go with the way you're being created"?

Jose: What Sam means is that every Looney Tunes came from the minds of the greatest animators back in the old days. Animators such as Tex Avery, Chuck Jones, Bob Clampett, Bob McKimson, Friz Freleng, Art Davis and more, have brought these guys to life. And cartoons wouldn't be complete without musical performances from great musical geniuses like Milt Franklyn and Carl W. Stalling... and of course, to add the cherry on top of the cake... most Looney Tunes have been voiced by one of the greatest voice actors of all time; the man of a thousand voices himself.

Li: Who exactly?

(End Ciel d'Aube)

(Upon hearing the question from Li, all Looney Tunes gets a sad look on their faces, as they knew who voiced most of them. Sylvester steps forward and gives the response to the busty DX Divas leader.)

Sylvester: *lispering talk, sad look* Melvin Jerome Blanc. Or Mel Blanc, af he waf commonly known by our fanf, kidf and adultf alike.

(Li was somehow surprised to see the Looney Tunes being saddened when Sylvester mentioned the name of the legendary man of a thousand voices, since they knew that he has had one heck of a great voice acting career for 60 years, until his death in 1989. Jose knew of Li's reaction and got close to her even more.)

Li: Mel... Blanc? Wait, what does this Mel Blanc have to do with you guys?

Jose: Mel Blanc was the man that voiced most of the Looney Tunes, as i mentioned. He took part of many Looney Tunes and Merry Melodies shorts for so many years. And people have associated Mr. Blanc for his tremendous success as the voice actor of so many cartoon characters... including the Looney Tunes, standing in front of you and me. And he made them all as human as you and me are in our real lives. Why you ask? Because the Looney Tunes represents each and every living being on god's green earth. As they said, Wile E. is said to be the genius that would try to catch the Road Runner, but would ultimately fail each time. That's to prove that sometimes, some products, as well as technology are not always reliable as we would think those to be. Pepe here, is your stereotypical lover from France and would not take no for an answer. Sam would be your typical troublemaker that would never back down from a challenge, though he would always end up being on the short end of the stick, meaning that he would end up being humiliated each and everytime.

Li: What... what about that rabbit and that duck, as that little Sam said?

Jose: Bugs and Daffy? Well, for Bugs, he's your typical trickster that would only collide against the bad guys when he's being provoked one too many times. And he would use his head and tricks to outsmart the bad guys... while for Daffy, well... he's a bit on the greedy side, meaning that he'll do anything he can to get as much money as he can get... or at least try to save the day in his own way... but ultimately failing at those. But let's just say that he simply tries too hard at whatever he does. *Li stood there, silent and listening to Jose's words* However, Daffy made his debut in cartoons long before Bugs came along, although when Bugs came along in 1940, he became more popular than any other cartoon character in history... well, at the time that Tex Avery created him, that is. And like the rest of the Looney Tunes you see here, Bugs and Daffy are as human as you and me are. Anyway, to make a long story short about all of them, Li... is that without Bugs and Daffy, the Looney Tunes would be out of business forever. And trust me, if that happened, then the kids and adults all over the world would not be happy.They'd be sad. And correct me if i'm wrong, but... don't you divas have a young friend back on your island that loves to watch cartoons as much as... well, most divas does?

Li: ............. We do. Her name is Shiori Uemoto. She's a young kid who's mostly attached to us recently.

Jose: And if the Looney Tunes ended up being out of business, wouldn't that make her real sad that she wouldn't be able to watch cartoons anymore? *Li doesn't know what to respond* Hmmm. Alright, let me make this clear for you, Li: Kids love to watch Bugs Bunny cartoons, as well as Daffy Duck cartoons... as well as all the rest of the Looney Tunes cartoons. If Bugs and Daffy are not rescued by those crazy women, then the Warner Bros. studios would have to close shop for good, because their main stars weren't being rescued by... well, you, of course. And believe me, your fellow divas would really start to question your leadership, because you were being too scared of the Looney Tunes, just because you think that they're... well, man-eating monsters in your mind. Same for that Shiori you just mentioned, as she'd be sad big time if the Looney Tunes were out of business for good. You wouldn't want to happen on her and your fellow divas, do you?

Li: Well...

Sylvester: *lispering talk* Let me make thif even more fimple for ya. If we were man-eating monfterf to ya, then would one of uf "monfterf" do this?

(Soon enough, Sylvester grabbed Li's face and, just like Bugs did to Michael Jordan in Space Jam, he kissed Li right on the lips. After being smooched by the black toon cat for three seconds, he lets go and the busty diva was surprised to see that she wasn't being "eaten" by Sylvester, though her face was somewhat covered in toon saliva all over her lips. She would then wipe it all off with her right hand and would from there change her emotional sad look into her more normal look.)

Jose: So? Did Sylvester munched your face down? Or did he just kissed you, like some toons would do, thus showing you that he cared about you?

Li: ............... I'm... i'm still in one piece. But how?

Jose: It's like i said, Li. Their goal is not to scare nor eat people. It's to entertain them with their great sense of humor. And i gotta say that i found it funny to see Sylvester kiss you like that, Li. And all in all... it was totally harmless. *Li is a bit stunned, but now starts to realize something* Bottom line, Li... You had nothing to be afraid of, since they only want to entertain you in the right way. Right guys?

All Looney Tunes: Yeah.

Foghorn Leghorn: And if that, i say, if that doesn't do the trick with you... then i don't know what will.

Speedy Gonzales: *mexican accent* So what do you say, senorita? Will you help us at saving senor conejo and senor pato from those female locos, Li?

(As Li gave it a thought about it, all other Looney Tunes all looked at the busty diva, with concerned looks on their faces. Finally, after a few seconds of thinking about it, she finally gave her answer.)

Li: You know what, you guys? You said that you're all as human as me and Jose, as well as Heather and Nadia are, right? That makes you having a right to live, just like all of us do. So, therefore... *gives herself a breather* Seeing that you don't want to be out of business permanently... and that you guys are not the monsters that i once thought that you were, i say i'll do it. I'll help you guys save your friends from our enemies.

(Background Jingle: You' ve Unlocked... from Mario Kart Wii)

(Upon hearing her answer, the Looney Tunes all jumped in joy, relieved that Li has finally accepted to help them at saving Bugs and Daffy, as well as Heather and Nadia. Jose was also smiling when he heard her answer.)

Yosemite Sam: Now, you're talking, Li. That's what we wanted to hear. Yee-Haw!! *shoots high in the sky with his cartoony pistols*

(End You've Unlocked...)

Li: However, there may be a problem here.

All Looney Tunes: *various shouts of disappointment*

Jose: What's wrong now, Li?

Li: Does any of you know where they've taken your friends... as well as Heather and Nadia? Little man, uh... i mean Elmer. You're the one who saw Bugs and Daffy being captured, did you not? So, i'm sure you know where they've taken those two, as well as my mentor and our head maid. Right?

Elmer Fudd: Huh? Uh... i dunno. I have no idea whewe they've taken that scwewy wabbit and that cwazy duck. All i know is that them scwewy women took Bugs and Daffy, but... other than that, i...

Voice: I know where they've taken them.

All: Huh?

(As everyone turned to the other side, they noticed a figure approaching them. The figure itself turned out to be none other than the always and ever mysterious masked vigilante, Shadow Mask and Li herself was surprised to see the masked vigilante being in Looney Tunes World.)

Li: Huh? Shadow Mask? You're telling me that you know where Heather, Nadia, as well as Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck have been taken?

Shadow Mask: Yes. And i also know for who our, uh, i mean, your enemies are working with at this time.

Jose: Well, lay it on us then, uh... Miss Shadow Mask.

Shadow Mask: Okay. Well, number 1, your friends and our friends have been taken to an old abandoned ACME warehouse.

All: WHAT?

Shadow Mask: That's right. An abandoned ACME warehouse.

Li: Gee, our enemies sure loves abandoned factories, warehouses and all that, don't they?

Shadow Mask: Who knows. But anyway, number 2... does the name Swackhammer rings any bells to all of you Looney Tunes?

All Looney Tunes: WHAT?

Jose: Swackhammer? Wait a minute, didn't you guys sended him packing after that basketball match all of you and Michael Jordan had with him and his Monstars?

Foghorn Leghorn: Well, i say, well, we did sended him packing... though it was mostly Bugs, Daffy, Mr. Jordan, Lola and Bill, i say, Bill Murray, that took care of those good for nothing freaks.

Shadow Mask: Well, apparently, he's back... and he plans on getting his revenge by deleting the Looney Tunes permanently.

Li: What? How's he gonna pull that off?

Shadow Mask: Well...

(As everyone awaits Shadow Mask's answer about how Swackhammer will pull off his revenge plot, we head to a quick flashback.)

********************(Quick Flashback)********************

(Background Music: Uncanny Laugh from Metal Slug 4)

(In the quick flashback, we see Shadow Mask, spying on the windows of the abandoned ACME warehouse, where she saw Swackhammer arguing with the villainesses, seeing that he was still upset about them forgetting to bring the rest of the Looney Tunes, as he expected them to do so. As she saw what was going on, she would see something standing below the cage where Heather, Nadia, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck were being held captive.)

Shadow Mask's voice: As i checked through their windows and saw Heather, Nadia and the Looney Tunes' two toony friends being captured by the, as your Morrison Ranger friends would be calling them, "Diva Baddies", i saw somewhat of a toxic mixture that was standing below where the cage is being held at the top of the warehouse.

Sylvester's voice: *lispering talk* Meaning?

(From Shadow Mask's point of view, we would see exactly what was the thing that was standing below the cage. It turns out to be none other than the same toxic mixture that Judge Doom, from the comedy mystery noir film, Who Framed Roger Rabbit, came close on using in melting Toontown into nothingness. When Shadow Mask saw this, she gave a gasp of shock, as she couldn't believe that the Dip made its return.)

Shadow Mask's voice: That Swackhammer plans on melting your friends... and the rest of you into non-existence. And for that, he'll use... the Dip.

(When she saw enough, Shadow Mask ran to go warn the heroes, as we end the quick flashback.)

(End Uncanny Laugh)

********************(End Quick Flashback)********************

(As we return to reality, the Looney Tunes would be seen with scared looks on their faces, as they're realizing now why Bugs and Daffy were being captured. Jose was stunned a little, but retained his cool, despite learning of the Dip's return.)

Jose: The Dip? That's how Swackhammer plans on eliminating Bugs, Daffy and the rest of the Looney Tunes?

Shadow Mask: From what i've noticed, yes. But Bugs and Daffy don't know that as of yet... although it won't be long before they know that.

Granny: *concerned look* Oh gracious. This toxic nightmare is returning to us.

Yosemite Sam: *frightened look* Yeah, i thought Eddie Valiant and his toon pal Roger Rabbit got rid of that thing for good.

Foghorn Leghorn: *scared look* Well, it looks like that the green slimeball and those evil ladies are gonna finish what this nasty judge has started years ago.

Elmer Fudd: *start crying* WAAHHH!!! We don't wanna die! We wanna continue wiving and working for our studios Warner Bwothers.

(Li sees the Looney Tunes panic and shouts various words that made them afraid of what Swackhammer would do to them, not to mention that they all started to run in various directions, all scared of what'll happen to them if Swackhammer carries out his evil plan of revenge. After ten seconds of hearing their shouts of panic and fear, she would then change her own look of sadness into her usual look of seriousness and would have finally had heard enough out of all of them.)

Li: HOLD IT!!!

(And in an instant, every Looney Tunes stopped their shouts and looked at Li, who they now noticed that she had her brave look instead of the frightened look that she had for most of the episode. Even Jose took notice of Li's noble look on her face.)

Li: You all told me that you're all as human as me and Jose... and all living beings on Earth are, am i right? And you also said that you represents what we human beings are all about in our everyday lives, right? Well, let me just say that you... Warner Bros.' most famous cartoon characters of all time... have a right to live, like all of us do. And no one should take that away from you, since you've made history at entertaining your fans of all ages, kids and adults alike. You did asked me if i knew someone younger than us who likes watching you guys do what you do best, is that it? Well, if you all melt into non-existence, that would make your studios go bankrupt... and THAT... is something i cannot accept. I personally say that it's time for me to stop hiding like a coward... and for me... and you guys to team up, in order to rescue your friends before that slimeball and our enemies do away with you all for good. Because for this Swackhammer freak to delete you all guys into non-existence... would be the same as claiming as if your cartoons never existed. And i will not allow that to happen, not while i'm around in your world.

(Background Music: Hulk Hogan Rock 'N Wrestling Intro Theme)

(When she was done saying what she had to say, everyone were stunned that Li has finally decided to help the Looney Tunes with their problem at long last.)

Jose: *stunned look* Whoa. Looks like you've finally snapped out of your own fear and decided to do something about it, aren't you Li?

Li: *serious tone* Yes, Jose. I am. Besides, we have the right to have some good laughs in our lives and no one should take that away from us. Not even that freak and our enemies for that matter. So, what do you say? Should we get moving and go rescue your friends... and mine?

Porky Pig: *stuttering talk* You mean... Y-y-y-you're gon-na help-p-p-p us?

Li: *smiles* You better believe it, Porky. I won't let Bugs, Daffy, Heather and Nadia gets melted into that dip thing. You got my word on that.

All Looney Tunes: *all instantly become happy and jump for joy* YAY!!

Shadow Mask: Alright... but... how are you all gonna stand a chance against him and... that fat woman who i noticed that squashed you all?

Li: Oh yeah, i guess haven't thought about her. She seems to be strong... for a fat woman. *sweat drops*

Witch Hazel: Oh, don't worry about that, dear. I got just the thing that i've been saving... just for such a special occassion. Don't go anywhere. I'll be right back. *witch-like laughter*

(And soon enough, Witch Hazel zips out of sight and heads to her lair, with everyone looking stunned for a bit. Luckily though, her disappearance wouldn't last for long, as she came back with a unique medallion, that is of the shape of the WB Shield logo on it and showed it to Li. The busty diva, however, didn't know what to make of it at first.)

Li: Whoa. Uh, why did you bring some medallion, Witch Hazel?

Witch Hazel: Oh, this is no ordinary medallion. This... is your Toonifier, my dear Li. It's something you'll need in order to stand a chance against your enemies and that alien slimeball, Swackhammer. But if you're to use it efficiently, you'll need to believe in the good power of cartoons and know that they're only here to entertain people of all ages. If you believe in it, then i'll tell you how to use it. What do you say?

Li: *gives a breather and gets serious, as she grabbed the Toonifier* Alright. Abandoned ACME Warehouse. Swackhammer returns. Wants to delete the Looney Tunes. Try to scare me, just because of my fear of cartoons that i... once had? Well, as Bugs would say: "Of course, you realize this means war." And a war is what our enemies are gonna get. So, enough talking. We got a Looney Rescue mission to attend to.

(When everyone heard that Li is ready to rescue Bugs, Daffy, Heather and Nadia, they all jumped for joy again, while Jose prepared his magic brush again and carried it with him.)

Pete Puma: Yeah, now that's what we wanted to hear, Li. *the Looney Tunes all looked at Pete, with some suspicious look in their eyes* What? It is, is it not?

Jose: It's alright, guys. Pete is as ready for the rescue mission as we all are. Alright then, shall we get going, Li?

Li: Alright then... to the ACME Warehouse we go.

All: Yeah!!!

Pete Puma: On to the ACME Warehouse! *choking laughter* Ihhhhh!

(With motivation in their minds, all Looney Tunes, as well as Li and Jose were now leaving Looney Tunes Village and headed to the abandoned ACME warehouse, while Shadow Mask looked on.)

(End Hulk Hogan Rock 'N Wrestling Intro Theme)

Shadow Mask: Finally, Li understood that cartoons are only here for entertainment... not to mention that in cartoons, nothing makes sense whatsoever.

Voice: What doesn't make sense?

Shadow Mask: Huh?

(When Shadow Mask heard some voice, she would look in all directions, until she saw a familiar starfish right next to her. That was Patrick Star, from Spongebob Squarepants and the idiotic starfish looked at all Looney Tunes, as well as Jose and Li being on their way to the rescue mission. The masked vigilante was somehow annoyed to see him in here.)

Shadow Mask: What the...? Patrick Star? May i know why you're even here? I mean, you're not even a Looney Tune, you idiot.

Patrick: I ain't?

Shadow Mask: NO, YOU'RE NOT!

Patrick: Aww, fishpaste.

Shadow Mask: *sighs* Alright now, get out of here and let this episode continue right where it left off, okay?

Patrick: Uh, okay. Where do you want me to go?

(As Shadow Mask became more annoyed with Patrick's stupid question, she grabbed the idiotic starfish, turned him around and proceeded to kick him right in his butt, sending him flying to a nearby warp zone that opened, as he flew up in the sky.)

Patrick: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaahhhhhh... *enters the warp zone* Finland!

Shadow Mask: *sighs* What a moron. Uh, can we go to the next scene now, please?

**********(Back at the abandoned ACME Warehouse)**********

(While Li, Jose and the other Looney Tunes head out to the abandoned ACME warehouse, we do indeed go back there, as Heather, Nadia, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck are still on the inside of the cage, that is hanging on top of the warehouse, while Swackhammer is still talking with the villainesses, still complaining about the inability of them bringing the other Looney Tunes as he first asked them to do so. Daffy was the first to notice, especially, since he regained consciousness from the cage shake-up that Captain Jessica did earlier.)

Daffy Duck: *lispering talk* What do you fuppofe that they're babbling about?

Nadia: I wish i knew... though it seem the big fat green monster here... or shorty one, i don't know what he is exactly, is complaining to our enemies about something.

Swackhammer: *talking with the villainesses* When i asked you to bring me the remaining Looney Tunes, i expect them to be brought here as soon as possible. But instead, you brought me some worthless humans that i don't need.

Nadia: Hmmm... I wonder why he wants those other "Looney Tunes", as he called them...

Heather: ...that IS their group name, Nadia. But anyway, i see in your mind that you want to know why Swackhammer wants all Looney Tunes back here.

Bugs Bunny: Maybe if we ask him, then we'll know for sure why he wants all of us so badly.

Heather: Hmmm. Risky idea, but it's worth a shot, Bugs. Hey, Swackhammer!!

(Heather's shouting to Swackhammer has gotten not only his attention, but also the villainesses' attention, as they all walked close to the cage.)

Swackhammer: You talkin' to me, sweetheart?

Heather: Yeah, i'm talking to you, you big fat piece of slob. And i got a couple of questions to ask of you.

Camilla: Whatever your questions are, make it fast, so that we... *gets shut by Swackhammer*

Swackhammer: Alright then, lay it on me, sweet stuff... or should i say Heather Solomon, since i somehow remember you.

Heather: How could you remember me, we've never met face-to-face at all!?

Swackhammer: Maybe not... but does that name Kamdor rings any bell to you and to your precious head maid?

Heather: Kamdor? Wait, hold on a second. What does Kamdor have to do with what you're doing at this time?

Swackhammer: Oh, that's easy, my dear. I was once a part of that little group of his in helping him at ridding us of those Morrison Rangers friends of yours... though i also wanted him to help me at getting my own revenge against the Looney Tunes. However, his own little quest at trying to please this Dark Specter freak, whoever he was, at destroying those rangers and their stupid friends... you included, made him too looney for me to handle... not to mention that he didn't even helped me at all with my own plans, seeing that i was nothing more than a scapegoat to him, so i left him and his other morons hanging up to dry... and went back to Moron Mountain to rethink my strategy at getting my payback on the Looney Tunes, biding my time and waiting for the right moment to finally carry on with that plan of mine. And things were going well, with those two captured, but... then, they bring you and that pathetic maid of yours in here, instead of bringing me the rest of the Looney Tunes to me. AND THAT'S WHAT'S MAKING ME MAD RIGHT ABOUT NOW!! But nonetheless, i can at least delete these two to begin with... at least, if your divas decide to come, with the other Looney Tunes, which i have a feeling that they will...

Heather: Wait just one second. How in the world are going to delete Bugs and Daffy here... if the animators can bring them back to life again?

Swackhammer: Oh, that's real simple, my lovely lady. There's something below the cage that you four are standing in. You got magic powers, don't you, my dear?

Farung: Yeah, she's got that alright. And it's some- *gets her feet stumped by Swackhammer* YEOOWWWW!!!! *hops around, holding her feet*

Swackhammer: If i want to ask for your opinion, you idiot, i'll ask for it. But until then, shut your mouth, got that? Anyway, use your mind powers to see what's below you four and you'll get my answer.

Heather: *confused* Huh? What are you babbling about? *sighs* Oh, alright, though i doubt whatever it is that you're gonna use will be enough to "delete" Bugs and Daffy out of the picture. *thinking* Man, what a maroon.

(And as such, Heather used her mind powers and made the platform of the cage that she, Nadia and the two toons were standing on invisible, revealing the Dip that was mentioned in Shadow Mask's quick flashback earlier. When they saw that, Nadia was a bit confused, although Heather, Bugs and Daffy were shocked to see the Dip standing below the cage.)

Heather: *shocked look* WHAT? THE DIP?

Bugs and Daffy: *jumpy and scared looks* YIKES!!! *Daffy jumps in Bugs's arms in fear of seeing the Dip*

Nadia: What's the big deal about this dip thing, Mrs. Solomon?

Heather: That's the very thing that Judge Doom... a very crazy toon in disguise nearly used in destroying Toontown for good, in order for him to build his highway. Swackhammer, you've completely lost your mind, haven't you? You can't use that thing to delete Bugs, Daffy and all Looney Tunes. That thing is a major threat to everthing that is all about cartoons... even to you, for that matter.

Swackhammer: Well, if that's what it takes to get my revenge, then i'll use that dip that this Judge Doom once used on some other toon characters. And i look at you and you do look as toony as those two are, aren't you?

Haruka: *confused look* Huh? Where's he going with this?

Sofia: You're asking me that silly question?

Heather: You big fatheaded maroon. Me and Nadia have anime looks on ourselves, we're not cartoons.

Swackhammer: But that dip works on ALL that is animated... even for anime people.

Heather: *realizes what he meant, gulps in shock*

Mandy: Even... anime people? *gulps in fear*

Swackhammer: Yeah, i made some adjustments to that dip formula, since i want to see anything that is animated deleted for good. And since those women forgot to bring me the Looney Tunes to me, i might as well rid myself of not only the Looney Tunes... but also of you two as well.

Cassidy: Hey, wait a minute! You melt them with that dip crap of yours and our queen's gonna have our hides for this!

Dr. Raisha: She's right, don't be a fool, you big fat moron. What are we gonna say to our royal leaders if they see Heather being melted into nothingness?

Swackhammer: *looks at the villainesses with a very psychotic look on his face* That's none of my concern, you simpletons. Since you didn't bring me what i want... I won't let you have what your leaders want either.

All villainesses: HUH?

(As Swackhammer was about to begin his deletion plot, we cut outside of the ACME warehouse for a moment, as Li and Jose signals to the Looney Tunes to wait for the signal to go in and help them. They agreed and they all stood to a hiding place, while we go back inside, as Swackhammer was about to activate the switch of the bottom of the cage.)

Swackhammer: Alright, ladies... and toons. Say goodbye to your existence... FOREVER!!!

Daffy Duck: *lispering talk, scared look* Wait a fecond, can't we justh talk about thisth?

Swackhammer: I'm done talking, duck. Now... have fun in that dip, you guys!

Heather, Nadia, Bugs and Daffy: *all clinging on in fear* YAAAAAHHH!!

(Swackhammer has truly gone crazy this time. He wants to delete not only Bugs and Daffy, as in dropping them on that dangerous dip, but also Heather and Nadia. Will he get his revenge or will our heroes arrive on time to save them? Find out after a word from our sponsors.)
Musics in mind for Act Three of the story in mind:

Loki's Lie (performed by Patrick Doyle) [link]
Ciel d'Aube (Mega Man Zero 4) [link]
You've Unlocked... (Mario Kart Wii) [link]
Uncanny Laugh (Metal Slug 4) [link]
Hulk Hogan Rock 'n Wrestling Intro [link]

Story Sypnosis: Today on The DX Divas Show:

When two of the Looney Tunes' biggest stars, Bugs Bunny and Daffy Duck gets captured by the DX Divas' enemies, the rest of the toons would call the DX Divas for their help. But unfortunately for them, only Heather, Nadia and a relunctant Li would jump into Looney Tunes World, along with the mexican cartoon hero, Jose Ramiro.

However, things goes from bad to worse when Heather and Nadia ends up being captured by the same villainesses, who surprisingly, have been hired by the evil alien from the Space Jam movie, Swackhammer, who wants nothing more than to get his revenge on the Looney Tunes by putting them in the same Dip that Judge Doom once used in the Roger Rabbit movie. And if that wasn't enough, Li is also afraid of all things that is all about cartoons.

Can Jose help Li overcome her fear of cartoons? And if so, will they be able to save the two captured Looney Tunes stars, as well as her mentor Heather and her head maid Nadia before they get sunk for good in the Dip? Find out tonight on an all-new episode of The DX Divas Show! Next!

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Writer's Comments: Oh my. Is it just me or is writing these episodes starting to become a pain in the crotch to me? Anyway, i'm doing the best i can to write these down, though it's not easy when you're easily distracted by various things, as well as being occupied at drawing or playing video games on either the Wii or the 3DS.

Also, i had to make a couple of modifications in this one, especially for the preview of the next upcoming episode, which came as an unexpected surprise to me. Oh well.

Anyway, this episode is for my good cartoony friend :iconjose-ramiro:, as i had long promised him one, not to mention that it's my most silliest episode yet, so here it is for his and your enjoyment, folks.

Have fun, folks. Oh, and don't mind the spelling errors here, they're intentional, due to some of the Looney Tunes talking in their weird way, like they did in their old cartoons.

Act Three is where Li finally tells of her fear of cartoons to Jose and the other Looney Tunes.

Copyrights of the aforementioned belongs to the following:

DX Divas Show characters: (C) *shnoogums5060
Jose Ramiro: (C) ~Jose-Ramiro
Looney Tunes characters: (C) Warner Bros. Animation
Mr. Doodles: (C) The Walt Disney Company
Drake: (C) MGM Studios
Sektor: (C) Midway Games (now owned by NetherRealm Studios and Warner Bros. Interactive)
Colonel Violet: (C) Akira Toriyama and Toei Animation
Mitch Leary: (C) Columbia Pictures
Patrick Star: (C) Nickelodeon
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RedFalcon23's avatar
is getting interesting, time for act 4