Slime Busters, DX Divas Version

Slime Busters, DX Divas Version
By Eric B. (Shnoogums)
(Based on the Slime Busters live segment from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show)

Note: The following is a remake of the original live segment episode of the same name, directly from The Super Mario Bros. Super Show. This is also a Halloween Special for the divas, so enjoy, folks!

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(Background Jingle: Universal Studios 100th Anniversary Opening Theme)

(The special episode starts off, as the deviantArt logo slowly scrolls up, getting brighter as it arrives and zooming back a little. When it was done scrolling, the logo was now fully seen with the colors now being brighter and the mascot of the website jumps close to the logo, winks at the audience and waves at them, with the slogan of the website saying "When Art Meets Application" showing, along with the address of the website itself. When it was all said done, the logo of the website would then be replaced by the logo of "The DX Divas Show Featurette", with the title of the featurette in mind.)

The DX Divas Show Featurette
"Slime Busters, DX Divas Version"
Presented in High Definition

(As the show's logo and the featurette title is shown, we would also see all thirteen divas, along with their mentor Heather, as well as her husband Michael, their head maid Nadia and their adopted daughter Shiori, all posing as a team. With all of that out of the way, the screen would then fade to black and we would now begin our special featurette.)

(End Universal Studios 100th Anniversary Opening Theme)

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(Our mini-story begins as we first have a look at the outside view of Heather Solomon's floating island, where we then go to the inside of the mansion's underground garage, as we noticed that some slime-like tentacle was being forced back into a sewer-like hole by what appears to be the pink haired japanese warrior, Shogoku Yoshihiro and her busty chinese wife and DX Divas leader, Li Zhao Xie.)

Li: *smack the tentacle with the broom* Back! Back! Shogoku, can you put the cover already?

Shogoku: *japanese accent, holding the lid cover* That slimy thing is really hard to push down the drain there, Li-chan. *covers the lid with the tentacle retreating down*

Li: Oh, did it ever.

(Just as the two divas successfully made sure that the slimy tentacle was shoved back down in the sewer area of the island, another slimy creature would soon show up and Li wasted no time smacking the broom at it in the back room.)

Li: *smack the broom at the slimy critter* Hey, get back, you slimy freak, i ain't letting you...

Shogoku: *japanese accent, panicked look* Just make sure to keep that slimy busy, Li-chan. *sees Li pushing the ghost to the garage's back room, pants* Get that oni, uh i mean ghost... Li-chan.

(Heading outside of the island, we see a van, in which it says Slime Busters in it, heading towards the island's garage entrance and stopping there in a few seconds. Back inside of the underground garage, the arrival of the Slime Busters truck has gotten Shogoku's attention and rushed towards her busty chinese wife.)

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Keep the ghost busy, Li-chan. That's them arriving now.

Li: I got him. I got him, don't worry about... *suddenly gets grabbed by the slimy tentacle* It's got meeeeeeee...

(Not having time to react or escape, Li would suddenly being pulled into the back room by the slimy tentacle, thus capturing her in the process and making Shogoku worried, seeing that she saw Li being captured by the slimy creature.)

Shogoku: *japanese accent, worried look* LI-CHAN!! *hears knocking on the garage's door* Yeah, come in!

(Right on cue, a figure walks inside of the underground garage, to which it was none other than the legendary actor from Ghostbusters, Ernie Hudson, who was in the Slime Busters outfit that he used in the same live action segment this special featurette is currently being based on, not to mention that he was famous for his role as Winston Zeddemore from the two Ghostbusters motion pictures. Nevertheless, he would stand there, with his Anti-Slime Proton Blaster in his hands, with a serious look on his face. Shogoku was somehow relieved, yet disappointed at the same time to see only Ernie Hudson and not the whole Slime Busters crew.)

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Ernie Hudson! Thank goodness you're here. But where are the other Slime Busters?

Ernie Hudson: Oh, we heard it was you. I lost the toss of the coin. *walks towards Shogoku* Ugh, looks like i got here just in time. This place is an ectoplasmic disaster area.

Shogoku: *japanese accent* No kidding, Ernie-san.

(As Shogoku said that, some steam came out from the garage's furnace, in which Ernie immediately took notice and prepare to go inspect it.)

Ernie Hudson: It's in there. Stand back. *approaches the furnace, along with Shogoku going with him, activates his Proton Blaster* This ain't gonna be pretty.

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Wha...? No! It's not in the furnace, Ernie-san.

(Despite telling Ernie that it was not in the furnace, Ernie already had his Proton Blaster activated, but the furnace would suddenly sneeze unexpectedly, blowing some more steam off in the process.)

Ernie Hudson: We got a sticky situation there.

Shogoku: *japanese accent, points to the back room* The ghost is in the garage's back room, Ernie-san.

(Noticing where the slimy ghost may have taken off, both Shogoku and Ernie, the latter carrying his Proton Blaster in his hands, would slowly head towards the underground garage's back room, to which it would also blow some mist off, as well as showing some small lightning effect to it. As the two slowly approached the back room's entrance, Ernie would stop for a moment and looked at Shogoku.)

Ernie Hudson: *stops* Hey, if i'm not back in ten minutes... put a dime in the meter.

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Huh? We don't have dime meters on the island.

(Despite saying that there was no dime meters on the floating island, Ernie slowly went ahead to take care of the slimy ghost, while Shogoku stood there looking on, as the Slime Buster member entered the mist-filled back room and, while it was not seen as he got inside of the back room, some Proton Blaster shots were heard, as Shogoku continued looking on with a worried look on her face. A few seconds later, Ernie would emerge out of the back room.)

Ernie Hudson: Ugh. Ugh, that is the most disgusting, revolting and hideous entity i've ever seen.

(More mist would come out of the back room, as Shogoku and Ernie Hudson would look on and see what else might happen, with some flashy lights coming out of the back room.)

Li's voice: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

(As Li screamed her lungs out, the busty chinese diva would suddenly come out of the back room, shaking her arms out for a bit.)

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Ernie-san, i'd like you to shake my beloved wife's hand.

Ernie Hudson: Oh, she's shaking just fine.

(What Ernie meant is that Li continued to shake her arms out, like she was acting like a squid, just as Shogoku and the Slime Buster member noticed the busty diva continuing to shake herself like a squid. Both were confused as to why Li was shaking herself out.)

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(A few minutes later, Shogoku and Ernie continued to search for the slimy ghost, as the Slime Buster member checked on one of his detection devices, hoping to find the slimy creature, but was not having any luck so far.)

Ernie Hudson: *checks on one of his devices* Aww, this is weird. There's no sign of that ghost anywhere.

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Uh, maybe it went for a bite to eat.

Li: *creepy voice* Speaking of eating... *is seen holding a plate of sushis* This... is my favorite dish.

(While looking at the sushis that was on a paper plate, the busty chinese diva would instead toss the sushis aside on the floor and would proceed on eating the paper plate, chewing it out like a monster of sorts.)

Li: *creepy voice, chews like a monster* Aaaaahh yuuuummm!

Ernie Hudson: What was that?

Li: *creepy voice* Just me chewing.

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Well, chew a little softer, will ya?

(While Li continued chewing on the paper plate, Ernie continued to scan the garage for any signs of the slimy ghost in the underground garage, although it wouldn't take long for him and Shogoku to wait for any signs of the ghost, as some slime was being tossed right into the garage's fridge. The slime on the fridge would indeed get their attention.)

Ernie Hudson: Ah-HA!

Shogoku: *japanese accent* What was that, Ernie-san?

Ernie Hudson: He's here. *checks his slime detection device* That means he's here... with us.

(After Ernie said to Shogoku that the slime ghost was indeed present in the underground garage with the two of them, they would turn around and suddenly noticed the chinese busty DX Diva leader would now have a half slimy body on her, with her right arm being a slimy and glowing tentacle. She would also have an evil look on her face, while looking at both Shogoku and Ernie Hudson in the process.)

Li: *evil possessed voice* Pleased to meet ya fellas.

(Both Shogoku and Ernie Hudson would indeed being startled by the sudden evil transformation of Li's half body into a slimy one.)

Ernie Hudson: Uh-Oh.

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Oh no.

Li: *evil possessed voice* Wanna arm wrestle?

(After asking that question, the now possessed Li would slam her glowing tentacled hand down, smashing the glass of Coca-Cola from the table and tossing the pieces away onto the floor, much to Ernie and Shogoku's shock.)

Li: *evil possessed laughter* Hehehehehehehehe!!

(As the possessed Li would laugh like a maniacal monster, Shogoku and Ernie could only look on with worried looks on their faces, just as we fade to black for a moment.)

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(As the intermission begins, we see a chibified Loli Mask getting her hat off and attempting to pull a rabbit out of her hat, only to pull a chibified Ron Simmons from underneath it. While not heard, he would obviously shout DAMN at the chibified loli magician. As we go to the second half of the intermission, we see a chibified Heather Solomon using her magical powers to summon something, in which she accidently summoned a large pizza that would fell from below her, covering her with all of the pizza pie pastry and toppings on her.)

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(As we return to the featurette in mind, the possessed Li enjoyed seeing Ernie and Shogoku's confused looks on their faces.)

Li: *evil possessed laughter and voice* Hahahahahahahahaha!! I have Li. And you... *points to Shogoku* You're next!

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Bite your tongue, Li-chan. Heather didn't recruit nor train no slime.

Ernie Hudson: Okay, be ready, Shogoku. This triple ricochet is a one in a million shot. It'll either drive that ghost from Li's body... or turn her into a drooling moronic zombie forever. *activates his Proton Blaster*

(Noticing that Ernie was now activating his Proton Blaster, the possessed Li would also prepare to grab the sushi plate that Shogoku likes to keep to prepare her sushis, although in mere seconds, the Slime Buster member would now fire some zapping shots at the possessed busty DX Diva.)

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Give it your best shot, Ernie-san.

(As Ernie fired his Proto Blaster weapon at the possessed Li, the latter would hold the sushi plate, in order to deflect the shots from the Slime Buster member's weapon, although it would proved futile, as the shots managed to make some flash of light, as well as an explosion in the process. After a few seconds of flashy and exploding effects, we would see the busty diva back to her normal self, as she would no longer have the slimy ghost inside of her, not to mention that she would also be dizzy for a bit.)

Li: *normal voice, dizzy look* Whoa-oa. *shakes the cobwebs out*

Ernie Hudson: You okay, Li?

Li: Oh my... *shakes the cobwebs out again* Whoa. *breathes a sigh of relief* Well, the good news is... I ain't no drooling moronic zombie.

Shogoku: *japanese accent* You could say that again.

Li: Okay. I ain't no drooling moronic zombie.

Ernie Hudson: And what's the bad news?

Li: The bad news? *points at the bent-out sushi plate* We gotta buy a new sushi plate for Shogoku to prepare her sushis. *chuckles*

Shogoku: *japanese accent* Huh?

(As Li chuckled at what she said, the sushi plate would suddenly glow green.)

Ghost Voice: Hey, Ernie. I surrender. Just get me away from these two Goombas.

(Noticing that the slimy ghost has decided to surrender at last, Shogoku and Ernie would be laughing with joy, as they have accomplished at stopping the ghost.)

Ernie Hudson: *laughs* Quite unbelievable, don't you think?

Shogoku: *japanese accent, laughs* Indeed, Ernie-san.

(As Shogoku and Ernie continued to laugh, as they've succeeded at capturing the slimy ghost, our mini-story comes to an end, as we quickly fade to black.)

(Background Jingle: Looney Tunes Outro Theme)

(After fading to black, we would go right in the classic Looney Tunes cue cards and the phrase That's all Folks! would be written, along with the mentions of The DX Divas Show and A DeviantArt Production appearing in the cue card.)

The DX Divas Show
"That's all Folks!"
A DeviantArt Production

(End Looney Tunes Outro)

(The End)

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(Background Music: The Scooby-Doo Show Ending Theme)

Starring:

Aya Hirano as Shogoku Yoshihiro

Michelle Yeoh as Li Zhao Xie

And Ernie Hudson as himself

(After the cast credits were shown, we then see the deviantArt logo, along with the logos of WWE Studios, The Toei Company and Warner Bros. Animation, appearing alongside with the deviantArt logo.)

Presentator (Michael Cole): This has been a deviantArt television presentation, in association with WWE Studios, The Toei Company and Warner Bros. Animation and was presented to you in High Definition.

(Right after the presentator made all of his mentionings, the mascot of the deviantArt website itself, Fella, jumping in and waves at the audience, just as the slogan of the website, mentioning "When Art Meets Application" shows up.)

(End The Scooby-Doo Show Ending Theme)

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