No Monkeying Around 1-3

No Monkeying Around
By Eric B. (Shnoogums)

********************(Prologue)********************

(Background Music: Title Music from A Clockwork Orange by Wendy Cross)

(Our story begins in the undisclosed laboratory of the villainous Darkloid Force, the main headquarters of the diabolical and shady bearded scientist Dr. Regal from the Mega Man Battle Network series. On the inside of the laboratory, we see the villainous scientist himself, along with his two trusted Darkloid NetNavis, those being the cold faced NetNavi LaserMan.EXE and the frightening vampire-themed Darkloid NetNavi ShadeMan.EXE, looking at the Darkloid pods, half of them that are empty and with a mention that says "Deleted" for some, but "Terminated" in DrillMan.EXE's pod, the latter that was destroyed in the previous episode. Dr. Regal had a look of anger in his eye, but remained calm nonetheless.)

Dr. Regal: Hmm. So far, half of our Darkloid crew has been deleted by those annoying divas and that lousy magician brat, Loli Mask. If they keep this up, soon i won't have any more Darkloid NetNavis to use on them.

ShadeMan.EXE: Wait a minute, what about me and LaserMan? What are we, cropped data?

LaserMan.EXE: The master is worried that he may lose all Darkloid NetNavis, including the two of us, ShadeMan. If the divas destroys them AND you and I, then his plans to cover the world in darkness will be going up in smoke. This is a serious matter, ShadeMan, we need to do something fast... or else, we'll lose the rest of the Darkloids that we have here too.

ShadeMan.EXE: I know that, you dark covered idiot, i mean...

LaserMan.EXE: Don't you dare call me a dark covered idiot, you vampire twit! Take that back or i'll blast you out of sight myself.

ShadeMan.EXE: *powers up* Oh yeah? Now, you're asking for trouble, LaserMan. And I shall gladly teach you a lesson in humility.

LaserMan.EXE: *powers up* Not if i do it on you first, ShadeMan!!

Dr. Regal: *snaps at both LaserMan.EXE and ShadeMan.EXE* ENOUGH, BOTH OF YOU!!

(Upon hearing Dr. Regal snap angrily, LaserMan.EXE and ShadeMan.EXE calmed down and powered down their respective attacks.)

ShadeMan.EXE: S-sorry, master, the heat must be getting to us... me most of all, since i'm a vampire.

LaserMan.EXE: Yeah, and vampires can't stand the heat, last i check. Then again, the heat has been getting to me too, so to speak... as it has to you too, master Regal. We may have to rest for the time being before going back on crushing those divas for good... *thinking* Hoping that one Darkloid can get the job done right, that is.

Dr. Regal: Grrr... Well, none of us are gonna get any rest until we destroy those divas and that magician kid for good.

ShadeMan.EXE: Uh, if our minds are not rested, then how can we destroy them without having rested well for that occasion?

LaserMan.EXE: I'm with ShadeMan on that one, master.

Dr. Regal: .................. Fine, we'll get some rest then. My mind has been boiling since our last failure to crush them. But after that rest, it's back to work, understand?

LaserMan.EXE and ShadeMan.EXE: Understood, master.

(With that being said, Dr. Regal headed to his personal room to rest himself, while ShadeMan.EXE and LaserMan.EXE looked at each other at first and then teleported out in the same style of the NetNavi teleportation done in MegaMan: NT Warrior, heading back to their personal quarters in the NetNavi world. As soon as they were gone though, in came another figure, who was sweeping the floor. The figure in mind turns out to be none other than the dimwitted mutant space pirate and nephew of Divatox, Elgar from Power Rangers Turbo.)

Elgar: Doo-doo-doo-doo dooo! I sweep the floor in the doc's lab. Gotta clean things up, otherwise he'll be m- *hears some noise on the HD screen* Huh?

(At that moment, Elgar noticed a footage showing an amusement park, which resembled a lot like the La Ronde amusement park in Montreal, though it says Super Mini Mario World in it. And lots of customers were heading towards the amusement park in mind, to have some fun there. Upon seeing the amusement park footage, Elgar had a gleeful yet evil smile on his face.)

Elgar: Hehehehe, cool. An amusement park. I always wanted to go to one... though the last time i wanted to go to one, the doc wouldn't let me us the rides on that stunt guy's place. But at least he won't stop me from having my fun at that place. But... I can't go there on my own, what if those divas head there too? *an idea pops in* Ahh, i know. I'll have a Darkloid NetNavi by my side. *checks the remaining pods* Hmmm, well, with half of the troops reduced to dust, this is gonna be hard to find one that'll fit the bill in crushing those lousy dames and that pesky brat of theirs.

(As Elgar checks for which Darkloid that hasn't been destroyed, deleted or terminated by the divas so far, he managed to stumble upon one very large Darkloid NetNavi that hasn't been used yet. It was none other than the large nasty clown Darkloid NetNavi CircusMan.EXE and Elgar had an amazed look on his face, meaning that he knows he's gonna choose him.)

Elgar: Hehehe, this big guy's gonna fit the bill nicely. Uhh, but how do i get him out of that pod of his? *looks at Dr. Regal's hi-tech seat* Ahh, i know, i push a button and the Darkloid that's been selected will come out. Neato.

(With a really excited, yet evil look on his face, Elgar went to Dr. Regal's hi-tech seat and pushed a button, in which CircusMan.EXE's pod opened up. As soon as it did opened up, the large nasty clown walked out of the pod, standing in front of Elgar.)

CircusMan.EXE: Ho ho ho, CircusMan, reporting for duty. Is it time to put on a show?

Elgar: Hehehe, you better believe it, big guy. We're gonna have a major blast at that amusement park over there, as shown on the screen.

CircusMan.EXE: Ohh, goodie. Then let the show begin.

Elgar: Oh yeah. *laughs evilly*

CircusMan.EXE: *laughs evilly like an idiot* Hehehehehehehehe.

(As Elgar laughed like a true villain and CircusMan did likewise, we then looked at the Super Mini Mario World amusement park's entrance with the many customers entering in, just as we soon end our prologue, thus heading straight to the opening intro of the episode.)

(End Title Music from A Clockwork Orange)

********************(Opening Credits)********************

All DX Divas: IT'S DIVA TIME!!

(Background Music: The Night by Kromestatik*)

(As we open the show's intro, we see fourteen figures walking together as a team. Soon enough, the figures revealed themselves to be the thirteen DX Divas and the mischievous loli magician from Neo-Japan, Loli Mask and all of them stopped walking and charged up their special finishers. After having their finishers all charged up, they fired them all up in front of the camera, revealing the improved logo of The DX Divas Show.)

"The DX Divas Show"

(We then go to a couple of scenes, featuring each diva. In the first scene, we see Shogoku Yoshihiro colliding her blade against Deker's own demon blade from Power Rangers Samurai and does so fiercely for about four times. She then made a serious pose, getting ready to collide against him once more.)

Starring Aya Hirano as Shogoku Yoshihiro

(In the second scene, we see Li Zhao Xie sparring it out with the Neo-Japanese mexican luchador Yatzil Nayeli Cabrera Ortiz, in a friendly match. Li grabbed Yatzil and slammed her down on the ground, but goes to check if she's okay.)

Michelle Yeoh as Li Zhao Xie

(In the next scene, we see Sharifa punching out several Black Viper clones with ease and slams one towards the rest. She then slams her fists, getting ready to fight more of them.)

Zoe Saldana as Sharifa

(In the next scene, we see Frederica Manzini checking out Super Dave's basketball catapult device and backs away, as she noticed that the Super one crashed right in the glass of the basketball's basket.)

Jessica Biel as Frederica Manzini

(In the next scene, we see Irina Mikhajlova loading up her Smith & Wesson M&P9 pistol, getting ready to do battle against Dr. Regal's forces, while looking focused on doing so.)

Milla Jovovich as Irina Mikhajlova

(In the next scene, we see Rika Yoshihiro doing some music with her DJ machine. She danced to the beat of the music while doing her new job as a disc jockey.)

Ikue Otani as Rika Yoshihiro

(In the next scene, we see Erika Kingston using her elemental powers on the ground, making plants and trees grow in an area, where plantation was kinda dry. She looked around afterwards and smiles as she accomplished a good job at restoring the plantation of the forest.)

Jennifer Gardner as Erika Kingston

(In the next scene, we see the Mikami Twins, battling it out against GravityMan.EXE, as they used their Z-Hatchets to slash him a couple of times before kicking him down onto the ground.)

Sarah Michelle Gellar as Misa & Akane Mikami

(In the next scene, we see Huang Nguyen taking on Minori of the Black Viper Sydicate, as the evil Black Viper scientist fired one of her special devices to trap Huang, but the mature diva blocked her attack with her Z-Aura Hand Blaster, returning the attack against her, hitting her, even though she would not be fazed too much. She then charged at her to deliver more attacks against her.)

Maggie Q as Huang Nguyen

(In the next scene, we see Anju Qaminiq using her magical thunder blasts to CircusMan.EXE, zapping him good, as the nasty large clown reploid tried to smash her, but failed to do so.)

Ellen Page as Anju Qaminiq

(In the next scene, we see Elizabeth Johnson grabbing her staff and twirling it around like a pro, in which she then posed with it, while having a serious look on her face.)

Daphne Zuniga as Elizabeth Johnson

(In the next scene, we see Rachael Kolofski dashing towards a squadron of Panteons and takes them all with a blink of an eye. She then turned around once and smile in front of the camera.)

Colleen O'Shaughnessey as Rachael Kolofski

(In the next scene, we see Shiori reading one of her magic spell books, learning brand new spells, to which she then closes the book and transforms herself into her mischievous alter-ego, Loli Mask. She then made a sign peace while smiling and looking at the camera.)

Kana Ueda as Shiori Uemoto/Loli Mask

(In the next scene, we see Heather Solomon and Michael Walter, standing together as a couple, as they clinged their fists, getting ready to fight against the villains, just as they both transformed into their super forms, Heather Prime and the Masked Walter Rider.)

Featuring Uma Thurman as Heather Solomon

Richard Gere as Michael Walter

(In the next scene, we see Nadia transforming into her Gunmaid Fighter Mode, while Antonio grabbed his own magic staff, both getting ready to defend the mansion against the trio of evil wrestlers known as the Shield.)

Lisa Ortiz as Nadia

Yuri Lowenthal as Antonio Manzini

(In the next scene, we see Colonel Hawkins and Lieutenant Clark, looking on to something, as they both look serious while doing so.)

Richard Jenkins as Colonel Ron Hawkins

Venus Terzo as Lieutenant Jennifer Clark

(In the next scene, we see the three cyber protectors of the Cyber Virtual Transporter area, those being Servo from Superhuman Samurai Syber Squad, along with ExVeemon and Stingmon, both from Digimon, all posing seriously as the team of protectors that they are.)

Derek Stephen Prince as ExVeemon
Paul St-Peter as Stingmon
Garrett Hedland as Servo

(In the next scene, we see the seven villains, known as the Darkloid Force, in the main room of an undisclosed laboratory, all laughing like the villains that they all are, while LaserMan.EXE points his hand very menacingly, ShadeMan.EXE grinned evilly like the evil vampire Darkloid Net Navi that he is and Dr. Regal smiled evilly like the mad scientist that he is.)

Trevor Devall as Dr. Regal
Guy Pierce as LaserMan.EXE
Scott McNeil as ShadeMan.EXE
Lee Tockar as Elgar
Alec Willows as Tarantulas
Scott Williams as Baxter Stockman
Maria de Medeiros as Daemon
Kevin Durand as The Blob

(Finally, we see the legendary red crimson Maverick Hunter Zero, unseathing his Z-Saber and slashing a plethora of Panteons with ease, before he looked at the camera, with his famous serious look on his face.)

And Lucas Gilbertson as Zero

(From there, we see a montage of scenes in the opening, such as Shogoku, Sakuya and the Samurai Power Rangers exchanging sword clashings against Master Xandred, Deker, Dayu and the Moogers, Frederica, Rachael, Irina and Sharifa protecting Donald Glanz, as they kicked the Panteons away from him, Li exchanging blows against Cesaro and Jack Swagger, as the two wrestlers tried to hit her, but they both get the punches blocked and gets hit by the chinese diva's own fists, Anju firing her Thunder Cloud attacks on the Panteons in Super Mini Mario World, protecting her sister Vari in the process, Frederica, Mark, Mai and Haruka firing their busters on the Pantheons and Karin in the mountains of Neo-Japan, the divas battling it out with Astaroth, Hades and Prince Olympius, blasting them with their Z-Buster blasters, Rika helping out Wreck-It Ralph and Fix-It Felix Jr. by blocking out StoneMan.EXE's large fists and returning fire as she whacks him with her Z-Mace, Loli Mask firing a powerful Last Act attack on Triple H's heel Authority group, blasting them out in one shot, Ninjor attacking the Seven Vixens' evil Megazord, Michael in his Masked Rider outfit, kicking Triple H in his face and blocking Shawn Michaels' Sweet Chin Music move, Erika punching the daylights out of VideoMan.EXE and much more. To close the opening, all divas and Loli Mask were standing face-to-face against Dr. Regal and his Darkloid troops, as the heroic crew aimed their Z-Buster cannons in his direction, firing a fully charged blast in his direction, revealing the logo of the show, as we end the opening.)

"The DX Divas Show"

(End The Night)

********************(Episode Title Call)********************

(Background Jingle: Rockman Game Start from the We Are ROCK-MEN album)

(We see a picture of Elizabeth, Anju, Heather, Michael, Shiori, Sora, Misaki, Tomoka, Koyomi and Vari looking at an enraged Donkey Kong, taking off with Pauline, as Mario tries catching up to his old rival and Diddy Kong looks on with a worried look on his face, while at the top of the picture, we see the spirit of CircusMan.EXE controlling Donkey Kong's every move.)

Special Guest Stars:
Charles Martinet as Mario
Samantha Kelly as Pauline
Richard Yearwood as Donkey Kong

Also featuring:
Andrew Sabiston as Diddy Kong
Mai Nakahara as Sora Kosaka
Toshiko Fujita as Misaki Ebihara
Yui Makino as Tomoka Kosaka
Satomi Koorogi as Koyomi Ebihara

Megumi Toyoguchi as Diana

And introducing Risa Taneda as Vari Qaminiq

(After the credits of the special guest stars are shown, we then see the title of the current episode appearing in 3D.)

No Monkeying Around

Narrator: Today, the divas and their friends from Neo-Japan visits the Super Mini Mario World amusement park.

(The episode name soon disappear.)

(End Rockman Game Start)

********************(End Episode Title Call)********************

(Our episode now begins at the entrance of Super Mini Mario World, in the enchanted and whimsical world of the Mushroom Kingdom, and as stated in the prologue, the resemblance of the them park itself was that of the La Ronde amusement park in Montreal. Nevertheless, more customers entered the theme park, though among the customers that were at the entrance of the theme park, we noticed a couple of figures approaching the main entrance itself. Those were the eccentric mentor of the DX Divas, Heather Solomon, her heroic husband and owner of the Masked Rider powers, Michael Walter and two of the divas themselves, those being the indian healing doctor Anju Qaminiq and the opportunistic canadian magic spell casting Elizabeth Johnson. Also with them were the mischievous Neo-Japanese girl and adoptive daughter of the Solomon/Walter couple, Shiori Uemoto, as well as the witchcraft expert and leader of the Powerful Maidens Sora Kosaka, her young and cheerful witch and daughter Tomoka Kosaka, the lawful detective with a kind heart Misaki Ebihara, her daughter and innocent little detective Koyomi Ebihara and the hard working secretary fighter Vari Qaminiq. The group arrived at the entrance, as the young ones were excited to be heading at the Super Mini Mario World theme park, with a group of Toads, the small humanoid mushroom people from the Super Mario series, handling the ticket sales to customers that came to the entrance of the amusement park.)

Heather: Alright, we're here, you guys. Super Mini Mario World.

Sora: Hard to believe that such theme park exists... and in a whimsical world, of all places.

Misaki: I agree. Who knew that what our daughters likes to see exists for real.

Anju: Hehehe, well, Shiori did suggested that we all go to that place and have some fun... and boy, we do need it after having worked so hard at our jobs and all that.

Vari: And don't forget that we're together for this fun day, sis.

Anju: Hehe, yeah, i know, Vari, i know.

Shiori: Yeah, it's nice to go to the amusement park, with family and friends... and especially with godmother Liz being with us too, as well as Tomoka and Koyomi, my good friends too.

Elizabeth: Well, i wouldn't refuse an invitation from my favorite goddaughter there. *smiles, pets Shiori a little*

Tomoka: It's nice to our mommies to come along with us, huh, Koyomi-chan?

Koyomi: *nods*... but... since this says Super Mini Mario World, i hope we'll meet with... Mr. Donkey Kong?

Misaki: Oh, sweetie, we're not exactly sure if this... Donkey Kong is even in this place.

Sora: Well, you never know, Misaki. He could be here, as well as this Mario guy too.

Michael: Oh, we know he's here, Sora. We'll probably meet him somewhere along the way, if we're lucky.

Vari: If we're lucky to meet this Mario guy, Michael.

MIchael: Oh, i know we're gonna be meeting him, Vari.

Vari: How can you tell?

Misaki: I'm with Vari on that one, how can you even tell that he's here?

Voice: *italian accent* That's-a because i'm at-a the entrance with my assistant-a, that's-a why.

Heather, Michael, Shiori, Anju, Elizabeth, Sora, Misaki, Tomoka and Koyomi: Huh?

(Background Music: Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on The Move Title Screen Theme)

(Right on cue, the crew noticed the presence of a chubby mustachioed man, with a red cap that says M on top of it, a red shirt and blue overalls. That was none other than the legendary plumber from the Mushroom Kingdom and the #1 mascot from the Nintendo company, Mario. He had a smile on his face, seeing that the two divas, along with the Solomon/Walter family and their friends from Neo-Japan has arrived in his theme park.)

Mario: *italian accent* Hello, it's-a me, Mario. And welcome-a to Super Mini Mario World. Wahoo!

Heather: *smiles* Heh, same old Mario, joyous as always.

Shiori: *sparkly eyes look* Mommy Heather, Mommy Heather, it's him, it's him, it's Mario!

Heather: Yes, i know, sweetie.

Michael: Mario, hey, how you doing?

Mario: *italian accent* I'm-a doing great, Michael. And i see that... only two of the DX-a Divas are here. Where are the rest of the crew?

Anju: They couldn't come, Mario, they had other priorities to take care of.

Elizabeth: Yeah, so it's just me and Anju... and a few of our friends with us, as well as my sister Vari too.

Tomoka: And us and us, Mr. Mario.

Sora: *chuckles* Yes, he knows that, sweetie.

Koyomi: Mr. Mario? Is.....is...is Mr. Donkey Kong also in this amusement park?

Mario: *italian accent* Oh? Hehehe, yes, he's-a here, but he's-a kinda busy at the moment. Don't-a worry though, you'll-a get to see him soon.

Tomoka and Koyomi: *both jumped for joy* Yippee!

Heather, Michael, Anju, Vari, Elizabeth, Sora and Misaki: Hehehehe.

Mario: *italian accent* Anyway, you want-a tickets to get-a inside? Better go to the counter-a now and get them.

Heather: We were about to do that, Mario. Thanks for the suggestion. Come on, everyone, let's go get tickets to go inside the theme park.

Anju and Vari: Alright.

Elizabeth: Let's go, kids.

Shiori, Tomoka and Koyomi: *all jumped for joy* YAY!! *all giggled*

(To make a long story short, the Solomon/Walter couple, Shiori, the Qaminiq sisters, Elizabeth, the Ebiharas and the Kosakas went to the entrance counter, to get their tickets. While they did that, a lovely brown haired lady, wearing a long red dress, came by. That was none other than Pauline, the original damsel in distress in the original 1981 arcade classic game Donkey Kong. She stood next to Mario, looking at the two DX Divas and the rest of the crew that followed them to the Super Mini Mario World entrance.)

Pauline: Ahh, looks like we've got the special guest stars that has arrived on our theme park, eh Mario?

Mario: *italian accent* Hehe, you better-a believe it, Pauline. And best of all, one of-a them is a big fan of Donkey Kong.

Pauline: Which one, Mario?

Mario: *italian accent* The small shy brown haired young girl.

Pauline: Then, i'm sure Donkey Kong will enjoy seeing her, Mario.

Mario: *italian accent* No doubt about it. Hehe.

(As Mario and Pauline observed the Solomon/Walter family and company finally getting their tickets and heading inside of the theme park, we zoom out of the place in mind for a moment, where we see Elgar and CircusMan.EXE, from afar, looking at the people getting inside of the Super Mini Mario World theme park.)

(End Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis on The Move Title Screen Theme)

(Background Music: Mario's Main Event Theme 1 from Mario and Donkey Kong: Minis On The Move)

Elgar: *grins evilly* Hehehe, perfect. With so many people in here, it'll be a cinch to cause havoc in here.

CircusMan.EXE: What kind of plan do you have on your mind for that, Elgar?

Elgar: Uhhh... *scratches his head* I haven't thought of one yet, to be honest.

CircusMan.EXE: *annoyed look* You haven't thought of one? Unbelievable. Ugh. Well, we might as well go inside that theme park and see what kind of ruckus we can cause in here. I'm sure an idea will pop in eventually.

Elgar: Uh yeah, cool, that's what i was gonna say, CircusMan.

CircusMan.EXE: Ugh... you sure your head's on right? Anyway, let's get this show on the road.

Elgar: Gotcha.

(With that being said, the two villains snucked all the way to the back door of the theme park, without any of the visitors, much less Mario and Pauline noticing their presence. Once they reached the back door, they went inside, though CircusMan.EXE had some difficulties entering though the back door.)

CircusMan.EXE: Gnnn. Hey, Elgar, help me get inside, my body's stuck.

Elgar: Huh? Oh man, you couldn't watch what you ate, huh?

CircusMan.EXE: Hey, i'm a large clown NetNavi, i was created that way.

Elgar: Oh, alright, alright, here, let me help you there.

(As CircusMan.EXE got stuck in the back door, Elgar grabbed the large clown's big hands, though when he tried pulling him in, he simply fell on the ground. That annoyed CircusMan.EXE when he noticed Elgar being on the floor.)

CircusMan.EXE: You stupid conebrain, my hands are not attached to my body. Find another way to push me inside.

Elgar: Oh boy, and here they thought i was the idiot of the Darkloid Force.

CircusMan.EXE: You ARE the idiot of the Darkloid Force, Elgar, now pull me harder and get me inside.

Elgar: Oh brother. This is gonna be harder than it looks... judging from your tubby body and all that.

CircusMan.EXE: JUST PULL ME ALREADY!!!

Elgar: Alright, alright, no need to put your knicks in your knick-knacks, oh geewhiz. *pulls CircusMan.EXE's body as best as he could*

(End Mario's Main Event Theme 1)

********************(Meanwhile)********************

(Background Music: Shy Guy's Toy Box from Paper Mario)

(Inside of the theme park, we see many people having fun in all sorts of assorted rides, such as roller coasters, spinning big cups of tea, a riding train, a large wheel, a log flume ride, a go-kart race track based on the Mario Kart series, bumper car rides, a swing ride, a carousel and much more, as more await their turn to get on the aforementioned rides. While that is going on, we see the Solomon/Walter couple, Shiori, Anju, Elizabeth, Vari, the Kosakas and the Ebiharas checking the amusement park's pamphlet/map, as they decide on which ride they should go to first.)

Vari: Wow. So many rides and so little time. Which one should we try first?

Anju: Well, in a theme park such as this one, it's always hard to select the ride you want to start with.

Elizabeth: Yeah, but there's also rides that are considered a bit too thrilling for young minds here.

Michael: Meh, don't worry about that, Liz, there's always the kiddie rides that they can try.

Tomoka: Kiddie rides, Mr. Michael?

Michael: Well yeah. A carousel is always a fun ride for kids to get on.

Elizabeth: Yeah, can't beat the classic rides like a good ol' fashioned carousel.

Sora: Maybe, but... i see on this pamphlet that they also have log rides. Those are not too extreme and they're fun for kids and adults alike.

Koyomi: Are...are they really safe to ride, Miss Sora?

Sora: Of course. Log flumes, as they're also called, are very fun to ride. All you have to do is sit on the ride's seat and the log itself, which are not real logs, simply go with the flow of the water, which at the end of the ride, it usually culminates with a rapid descent and splashdown into a body of water. *Koyomi clings on to Misaki* Don't worry though, they always travel through a safe set of line, that is installed in those kinds of rides.

Anju: Yes, all log flume rides have a set of line to travel... though they also have some height restriction. If you're not tall enough to ride it though, then the one responsible for the ride won't let you ride it.

Shiori: Does that mean we can't ride that water log ride, Aunt Anju?

Anju: Only if you don't have the required height for it.

Elizabeth: Yeah, Rika doesn't have enough height for certain extreme rides at Montreal's La Ronde amusement park. In fact, she can only ride the more safer ones.

Koyomi: Re... really?

Heather: Yes, that's mostly her case... though that was two years ago when we went there ourselves. We didn't go back there since the prices have risen up since then.

Misaki: Really? My, why would they do that?

Michael: Salary raise, Misaki. The more you want a raise, the more higher the prices of admission raises up.

Misaki: Oh.

Heather: Anyway, what rides should we try first, everyone?

Sora: Uhh, i don't want to ruin things up for your planification, Heather, but... shouldn't we split in two groups and see which rides the kids wants to try first, as well as us?

Anju: Hmmm... I'm with Sora on that one, Heather. We can split into two groups and come back to the same spot later on, so that we may eat dinner and supper together.

Vari: But who will go with who though?

Heather: Hmmmm... Well, Sora and Misaki, along with their daughters is easy enough. Michael, Shiori and myself together is also easy enough... *looks at Anju, Elizabeth and Vari* but what about you three?

Shiori: Oh, oh, i know. How about they come with the three of us?

Anju: Actually, Shiori, i was thinking of taking Vari with me and go with the Kosakas and the Ebiharas.

Elizabeth: Leaving me to go with you, Heather and Michael, sweetie.

Shiori: Huh? So, Aunt Anju and Aunt Vari can't come with us?

Vari: Don't worry, Shiori. When we get back to the same spot later on, we'll go with you and Liz can go with the Kosakas and the Ebiharas. How's that sound?

Tomoka: It's okay, Shiori. We'll be switching diva family members that way and we'll get to be with one of them for one part and the other for later today, thus you'll be hanging with both in some way.

Anju: So it's a win-win situation for you, sweetie.

Shiori: *smiles* Okay then, Godmother Liz for now and the Qaminiqs later on, right? *Anju, Elizabeth and Vari nods* Alright, we'll go with that then.

Michael: Then it's settled. We'll split up and go with the rides of our choices and later on, we come back here for dinner and split up again, with you three going with different groups.

Anju, Elizabeth, Vari: Okay.

Heather: Then, on to the rides, everyone.

Sora and Misaki: Alright.

Shiori, Tomoka and Koyomi: YAY!!

(End Shy Guy's Toy Box)

(Background Music: Supermassive Galaxy from Super Mario Galaxy 2)

(With that being said, Elizabeth went with the Solomon/Walter couple and Shiori on the west part of the amusement park, while the Qaminiq Sisters went with the Kosakas and the Ebiharas on the east part of the amusement park, as both groups head out to try their first ride of the Super Mini Mario World them park. From there, we get a montage of fun scenes where the two split groups of the Solomon/Walter family and Elizabeth and the one with the Kosakas, the Qaminiqs and the Ebiharas had a great fun time in the rides, such as Heather, Michael, Shiori and Elizabeth riding the log flume ride all the way to the top, followed by a rapid descent and splashdown on the four of them, Elizabeth and Shiori riding the big spinning cups together, while Heather and Michael also ride the big spinning cups of tea, the Kosakas and the Ebiharas riding the kid-like roller coaster together, with Koyomi being close to Misaki as the kid-like roller coaster travels on, the Qaminiq sisters having a friendly competition at the shooting gallery, with a Shy Guy watching on, as the water shooting done on the targets allows the horses on the board to advance, until Vari's horse arrives at the finishing line first, making the young Qaminiq sister the winner, as Anju smiled at Vari's win, Vari taking her sister to the roller coaster ride's line, but Anju refusing to go with her, as Sora and Misaki had looks of disbelief on their faces, Vari riding the more thrilling roller coaster ride, along with Sora and Misaki behing her, while Anju looked on with Tomoka and Koyomi at the ride's entrance, Heather and Michael riding the tunnel of love together, as the couple shares a kiss with each other, and a photo being taken of the two as they come out of the tunnel by Elizabeth's photo camera, surprising the couple in the process with Shiori giggling as she sees the photo taken by Elizabeth, Shiori riding one of the classic go-karts from the Mario Kart series, with Elizabeth following her in another one of the classic go-kart vehicles on a race track reminiscent to the Mario Circuit #1 track from Super Mario Kart, the Kosakas and the Ebiharas riding the carousel along with the Qaminiq sisters, the Solomon/Walter couple, Shiori and Elizabeth riding the slow spinning and rising tower, checking the view of the Super Mini Mario World theme park, Tomoka and Koyomi riding the bumper car rides, along with their respective mothers, with Anju and Vari looking on and much more. As the two groups continued on in their riding fun, we cut to a ball and basket tossing stand of the park, where we see the two legendary monkeys from the Donkey Kong series, those being the powerful fist punching ape Donkey Kong and his little buddy, the cap wearing chimpanzee Diddy Kong, looking at the people having fun in the entire theme park, with the big ape sighing at the many people having fun in the theme park's rides.)

Donkey Kong: *sighs* Man, i sure wish i had fun in those rides myself right now, Diddy.

Diddy Kong: I know, DK, but sadly, you got a job to do right now at handling the ball tossing game here.

Donkey Kong: Well, doing this carnival game job right now doesn't seem like fun to me, Diddy.

Diddy Kong: Why not? You get paid for doing a great job in it so far.

Donkey Kong: Yeah... except that today... no one came to our ball tossing stand. And i heard from Mario a while ago that i have two fans who wanted to see me.

Diddy Kong: Well, maybe they'll come later today and see you. If they're fans of yours, they'll surely come and see you.

Donkey Kong: Assuming they'd find our stand, that is.

Diddy Kong: They will. Have patience, DK. You're not gonna go ape again, just like the other times that you didn't get what you wanted when Mario opened his theme park, are you?

(Donkey Kong only sighed, as in preferring not to respond to Diddy's question. The small chimpanzee shrugged off DK's sadness and looked at more people having fun in the amusement park's rides.)

(End Supermassive Galaxy)

********************(Elsewhere in the Super Mini Mario World theme park)********************

(While Donkey Kong could only look on at more people having fun in the rides, we see two female individuals walking by the theme park, one of them being fat and the other with wings on her back. Those were none other than the brainless childish-like fat member of the Dark Genesis, Maria Carrillo and the blood sucking succubus of the Seven Vixens, Diana. And the idiotic fat woman looked at the many people eating at the various tables, in which her stomach suddenly grumbled, meaning she was getting hungry.)

(Background Music: Bad Ending from Metal Slug 4)

Maria: *stomach grumbles* Oh man, i'm getting famished right about now. I haven't eaten anything since we've got inside this googly theme park here, Diana.

Diana: Don't worry, Maria, we'll find you something to eat. It's just a matter of finding the right restaurant and get as much as you can eat here.

Maria: Yeah, if we're lucky to find something good enough to eat, that is.

Diana: Hmmm... *looks around and sees three Toads carrying their plate of food* How about taking the food of those little fungus guys over there?

Maria: Huh? *sees plenty of food, such as hamburgers, hot dogs, pizza slices, soft drinks, french fries and slices of cake* Alright, food!

(Right on cue, Maria sprinted towards the three Toads carrying their food like a hungry maniac and stopped in front of them, swiping their food in the process, upsetting the Toads at the same time.)

Toads: Hey! What are you doing? That's our food! Go get your own, you filthy pig!

Diana: *quickly arrives, with her fangs being shown* Do you have a problem with my friend taking your food, you little funguses?

Toads: *all jump in fear* WAAAAAAAAAAA!!

(Being scared of Diana, the three Toads all ran away as fast as they could, ensuring that the succubi Vixen doesn't go after them. Luckily for them, Diana only observed Maria eating like a pig and smiled at what she saw.)

Maria: *scarfs down on the food* Yummy. I like hot dogs... pizzas... hamburgers... but it kinda lacks some popcorn.

Diana: Hmmm. Maybe we can find one after you're done eating, Maria.

Maria: Oh, goodie. *continues to eat*

(As Maria continued scarfing on the stolen food and Diana looks on, more customers and Toads are soon running away in fear, though it was not due to the succubi Vixen's presence, as Diana herself is noticing something else approaching them. It was Elgar and CircusMan.EXE, the latter who was finally free from being stuck in the back door. And the Darkloid Force duo walked on, looking at what kind of trouble they could cause in the theme park.)

Customers: *running away in fear* AHH!! MONSTERS! GET AWAY!!

Toads: HELP, MONSTERS!! MARIO, WHERE ARE YOU?

Elgar: Hehehehe, yeah, that's right, run away, folks. We're here to cause a lot of trouble in this park and have fun in the rides for ourselves.

CircusMan.EXE: Uh, i'm too big to ride any rides, Elgar.

Elgar: Then, i'm gonna be having fun in those rides on my own. *laughs evilly*

Diana: Hmm? Maria, i think some monsters are coming this way, from what those mortals are saying.

Maria: Hmm? Monsters? *stops eating and hides behind Diana* Eee, don't let them get me!

Diana: Don't worry, Maria, i'll protect you. No monsters are gonna harm you, not while i'm around.

(End Bad Ending)

Elgar: Hehehehe... *sees Maria and Diana* Huh? Who are those humans?

CircusMan.EXE: Probably more to scare away, that's for sure, Elgar.

Diana: Huh? Did you say Elgar? As in Elgar from that Darkloid Force Fumika told me and my fellow Vixens and the Dark Genesis about?

Elgar: Wha...? Fumika? Dark Gene- Wait a minute, how do you know of the Dark Genesis, lady?

Diana: First off, you stupid lazy alien, my name is Diana, the succubus of the Seven Vixens, loyal partners of the Dark Genesis.

Maria: *comes out of hiding from Diana* Yeah, and i'm Maria of the Dark Genesis... uh, who's the big freaky clown?

CircusMan.EXE: Hehehe, i'm glad you asked. I'm CircusMan, one of Dr. Regal's most trusted and biggest Darkloid NetNavi ever. And i don't clown around when it comes to squash people underneath my own body.

Elgar: Yeah, that you do, big guy... and you said that you're one of the Dark Genesis, the same one that this magician lady called Fumika told the doc about, huh? Well, ain't that nice, sweetheart, but if you came here to cause trouble, then you're outta luck, 'cause we were here first, so if you don't want any trouble with us, you'd best get out of our sight right this instant... or else we're gonna scramble your eggs real good.

Diana: You, scrambling our eggs? HA! Sorry to disappoint you, but you're the ones whose eggs are gonna be scrambled, right Maria?

Maria: Yeah. Let's show them meanies what happens when you tangle with the two best of the Vixens and the Dark Genesis.

Elgar: Oh boy, this oughta be real good. Come and get us then, ladies.

CircusMan.EXE: *makes a hand gesture, inviting Maria and Diana to fight them* Yeah.

Diana and Maria: *charges towards Elgar and CircusMan.EXE* AAAAHHH!!

(Background Music: Rookie and Popple from Mario & Luigi: Superstar Saga)

(And just like that, both Maria and Diana charged towards Elgar and CircusMan.EXE, right before they collide against the two Darkloid Force members, starting the first fight of this episode. From there, we get a small montage of fighting scenes of the two ladies from the Dark Genesis and the Seven Vixens fighting off the two Darkloid Force minions, such as Maria punching CircusMan.EXE's large fat chest ten times, although her punches did little to no damage to him, Diana slashing her deadly nails against Elgar's card sword for about five times, before slashing through Elgar's armor, but again, that too did little to no effect on him, Maria kicking CircusMan.EXE's chest nine times, though ended up being exausted in the process, Diana using her superhuman strengh to slam Elgar down on the ground, forcing the dimwitted space pirate to let go of his sword, Maria charging at CircusMan.EXE and trying to make him fall, using her belly to do so, though her attack backfired and she was the one who fell down on the ground instead, Diand firing nail projectiles from her deadly nails at Elgar, but the dimwitted space pirate blocked the nasty nails with his card sword that he managed to pick back up and much more.)

Elgar: HA! Nail attacks on me? You gotta be joking.

Diana: You think my attacks are a joke? Well, you haven't seen anything yet, you strange looking thing.

Elgar: Huh?

(Wanting to prove her point, Diana dashed all the way behind Elgar and prepared her fanged teeth, as she immediately took a bite out of the dimwitted space pirate's neck. But the moment she bit his neck, her teeth started to feel pain, as Elgar's neck was totally solid, meaning she was about to suck his blood out, but was unable to, seeing that he was more alienish than a normal person. Diana backed away from Elgar as a result.)

Diana: *muffled talk* Mww, my tfffth! (Translation: Oww, my teeth!)

Elgar: Heh, tried to suck blood out of my body, huh? Well, tough luck, 'cause my body's not compatible to your vampirish body, lady. HAHA!!

Diana: *muffled growling* Grfft, nmm he tfllf mm. (Translation: Great, now he tells me.)

Elgar: And now, it's my turn to take you down, sweetheart. Eat some of my card sword, toots.

(At that moment, while Diana tried to recover from the pain that her fangs had gotten from biting Elgar's neck, the dimwitted space pirate slashed the succubi Vixen three times before slashing her once more, sending her crashing onto the ground. Maria, who was a bit exausted from trying to give some damage to CircusMan.EXE, noticed Diana being down and got mad in a hurry, charging towards Elgar in the process.)

Maria: *angry look* You've hurt my best friend, you ugly meanie. Now, i'm gonna make you pay!

Elgar: *turns around* Wha...?

(When Elgar turned around, Maria tackled the dimwitted space pirate down, sending him crashing onto the ground, far away from where Diana was. The idiotic fat woman then went to Diana's side, helping her get back on her feet.)

Maria: Are you okay, Diana?

Diana: *holds her chest in pain* Y-yeah... but that ugly freak totally wounded me there.

Maria: *worried look, then gets angry at Elgar* I'll see that he pays for this.

CircusMan.EXE: Not if i squash you both first.

Maria and Diana: Huh?

CircusMan.EXE: *jumps high in the air* GLOOM CAGE!!

(Suddenly, CircusMan.EXE jumped high in the air and transformed himself into a large tent, to which it went directly down towards both Maria and Diana. The two of them noticed the large tent heading in their direction and tried running away, but CircusMan.EXE's tent form squashed both villainous ladies in one shot, causing the entire theme park to shake down like an earthquake, as we cut to the Solomon/Walter couple, Shiori and Elizabeth, who felt the effects of the quake caused by CircusMan.EXE.)

Heather: WHOA, WHAT WAS THAT JUST NOW?

Michael: Yeah, it felt like we're having an earthquake in this theme park.

(Cutting to the Kosakas, the Ebiharas and the Qaminiq sisters, they too felt the earthquake caused by CircusMan.EXE's tent attack.)

Misaki: What in the world was that?

Sora: It looks like we're having an earthquake... or were having one. Better go find Heather and the others and see if they're okay.

Koyomi: I'm scared, mommy.

Misaki: Don't worry, Koyomi, everything's gonna be alright. Anju, Vari, let's go with Sora and see if Heather and the others are alright.

Anju and Vari: Okay.

(While both diva groups went to find each other, we cut back to CircusMan.EXE, who changed himself back to normal and got off both Maria and Diana, just after he sees them squashed flat on the ground, thus ending the fight with a win for both CircusMan.EXE and Elgar, the latter who went back to him, all happy that the large fat clown NetNavi squashed both members of the Seven Vixens and the Dark Genesis in one shot.)

(End Rookie and Popple)

Elgar: HA! That'll teach you two not to mess around with the Darkloid Force. Hehehehe.

CircusMan.EXE: Yeah, now you know what happens when you try tangling yourselves with us. You end up squashed flat on the ground.

Elgar: You bet... though with all that shaking that you did, i'll bet those divas must've known we're here now.

CircusMan.EXE: Well, if they come here for a fight, we can give them one.

Elgar: Not yet, you overgrown clown, we need to go into hiding for now and rethink out strategy of causing havoc in this theme park.

CircusMan.EXE: Good idea. Let's leave those two here and retreat for now, like you said, Elgar.

(To make a long story short, both Elgar and CircusMan.EXE retreated from the scene of the crime, as they left Maria and Diana down on the ground, all injured from the damage that they've taken from the two Darkloid Force baddies, while the many customers, Toads, Koopa Troopas and Shy Guys looked at the damage done on the two villainesses, just as the Solomon/Walter couple, Shiori, Elizabeth, the Qaminiq sisters, the Kosakas and the Ebiharas arrived on the scene, as did Mario and Pauline.)

Mario: *italian accent* Mama Mia, what-a happened here?

Anju: What in the world... Maria? And that succubus Vixen Diana?

Elizabeth: Why are those two here?

Vari: You know these two?

Anju: Yes, sis. Maria is one of the members from the group that Raisha is a member of: The Dark Genesis.

Elizabeth: While Diana is a member of a sevensome crew known as the Seven Vixens.

Shiori: But... why are those two meanies down on the ground, with a moon-like crack in it, Godmother Liz?

Elizabeth: I wish i knew, Shiori.

Michael: *goes close to the fallen Maria and Diana* Alright, you two, why are you here... and more importantly, what happened to you? Who did this to you?

Diana: *faint talk* W... what's... what's in it for you... to know?

Maria: *faint talk* Some cone...headed meanie... and a large clown... did this to us.

Sora: A coneheaded meanie?

Misaki: And a large clown?

Heather: Hmmmm... I have the feeling that for the coneheaded meanie, it must've been Elgar, which means...

Michael: The Darkloid Force must be in this theme park.

Mario: *italian accent* Darkloid-a Force? What's-a that?

Anju: A crew of villains who wants to cover the entire planet in total darkness... though so far, we still don't know how he's gonna do that.

Elizabeth: But we have defeated most of his Darkloid NetNavis so far.

Vari: Wow. You mean those same guys you, as well as those rangers and your friends from back in Neo-Japan fought a while back, sis?

Anju: Exactly, Vari.

Pauline: Hmmm. Mario, what can we do about these two injured ladies here?

Mario: *italian accent* We'd-a better take them-a to the infirmary, so that we may heal-a their wounds.

Misaki: But after that, i'm gonna have to interrogate them for why they're here and what they were after.

Toad 23: Well, that fat woman stole my food.

Toad 12: Yeah, she also stole my popcorn.

Toad 45: And that vampire lady scared us with her fangs too.

Sora: Wow. Causing minor terror, i see. Well, this is gonna earn them a nice stay at the prison of your world, Mario.

Mario: *italian accent* Hmmm. Perhaps so.

(But before anyone could carry Maria and Diana to the Super Mini Mario World theme park infirmary, a dark portal appeared, which also scared Koyomi in the process, as she clinged on to Misaki, and some large dark hands appeared, grabbing both villainous ladies and warped them away from the theme park. The dark portal closed afterwards, leaving everyone in complete confusion.)

Tomoka: Whoa. What was that, mommy?

Sora: It must've been one of Fumika's dark portals, sweetie.

Anju: Meaning that she must've knew that Diana and Maria were in trouble, so she warped them out of the theme park.

Elizabeth: And thus, we can't capture them and take them to Phil Coulson and his S.H.I.E.L.D. agents. Damn.

Vari: S.H.I.E.L.D. agents?

Elizabeth: Nevermind, that's a long story, Vari.

Vari: *confused look* Hmmm.

Heather: Anyway, we'd better stay sharp, everyone, and be on the lookout for Elgar and whichever Darkloid NetNavi they've send out here.

Anju: I agree.

Elizabeth: Me too.

Shiori: Does that mean we cannot go on anymore rides, Mommy Heather?

Heather: For now, i'm afraid so, sweetie. But we'll continue once we find those villains and take them out for good. *winks at Shiori, without Misaki noticing*

Shiori: *noticed what Heather meant* Oh, okay.

Koyomi: W-will you find those mean nasties and make them go away, Miss Heather?

Heather: Don't worry, Koyomi, we will take care of this. Mario, i think Pauline should take Koyomi and Tomoka some place safe for the time being.

Mario: *italian accent* Hmmm, okay. Pauline, you take those two in a safe place in the theme park, while me and the others go investigate this problem. And let Donkey Kong know what is going on while you're at it.

Pauline: Okay, Mario. Come along now, kids. *Koyomi clings on to Misaki*

Misaki: It's okay, Koyomi, mommy will be alright, as the divas will be with us on that investigation. *realizes something* Hey, wait a minute, you're not planning to take Shiori with us too, are you Heather? She's as young as Koyomi and Tomoka and we can't risk her get involved in something dangerous.

Sora: *whispers to Heather's ear* She's right, Heather, we can't let Shiori come with us, not if she finds out about our young... you know who here.

Heather: *whispers to Sora's ear* I know... but if we need her, then how am i gonna her believe that Shiori's safe and that Loli Mask is with us, since i know she's got some issues with her?

Voice: Not to worry, I got this.

All: Huh?

(Background Music: Zero's Theme from Mega Man X3)

(Right on cue, a teleportation beam appeared and materialized in front of everyone. It was revealed that it was none other than the legendary crimson Maverick Hunter himself, the cold but noble swordfighter Zero and he stood in front of Shiori, knowing what he had to do with her.)

Shiori: Mr. Zero.

Mario: *italian accent* Whoa.

Michael: Man, are we glad to see you, Zero.

Zero: Maverick Hunter HQ detected some trouble happening in this here theme park, so i came to assist you... though first, i need to take Shiori to headquarters, where she'll be safe.

Tomoka: But why take just her to your headquarters? Why not let us go there with you too?

Zero: Sorry, but only she comes with me to HQ for now, Tomoka. I'll return her to you all as soon as the danger is cleared out. You two go with Pauline to wherever you were supposed to go. Don't worry, she'll be alright.

Sora: He's right, sweetie. You go with Koyomi and Pauline and mommy will go take care of the bad guys, along with the divas and Misaki.

Tomoka: Oh. Okay, mommy.

Pauline: Come along now, children. I'll take you to my office, while Mario, the divas and their friends go investigate the situation at hand.

Zero: You too, Shiori. *winks at her, indicating that he's actually taking her to a spot where she can transform*

Shiori: *smiles* Okay, Mr. Zero, i'll go with you.

Heather: Then, it's settled, everyone. Pauline, get the kids to your office, Zero... *nods at him* Get Shiori to Maverick Hunter HQ... and the rest of us... let's get down to business.

Michael, Anju, Vari, Elizabeth, Sora, Misaki and Mario: Okay.

Zero and Pauline: Got it.

(With that being said, Zero took Shiori by the hand and teleported himself and the mischievous blonde girl to some spot, while Pauline took Tomoka and Koyomi by their hands and went to her office. As for Anju and Elizabeth, they went with the Solomon/Walter couple, Sora, Misaki, Vari and Mario to investigate on where Elgar and the Darkloid NetNavi that he's brought with him, unbeknownst that it was CircusMan.EXE that was with the dimwitted space pirate.)

Narrator: *Michael Cole* Oh my, it's weird enough to see Maria and Diana get beat up to a pulp by Elgar and CircusMan.EXE... but now, the gang is on their way to find the two Darkloid Force minions. But will they find them before more trouble arises? Find out as the DX Divas Show continues.

(End Zero's Theme)