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Accidents Happen
By Eric B. (Shnoogums)

(We soon return from our commercial.)

(Background Music: Ressha Sentai Tokkyuger by Daiki Ise*)

(As we returned from our commercial, we now head back in the Storybook Land place of the Super Dave Compound, where the four Reploid DX Divas, the reploidified Loli Mask and the robo armored wearing Super Dave are now starting the big fight against the Darkloid Force and their Pantheon soldiers at long last. As the fight starts, we get a montage of battle scenes of the divas and company taking on Dr. Regal's troops, such as Wonder Mask Rachael dashing through five Pantheons using her Z-Rocket Dasher ability, Shivie Irina blasting four Pantheons with her Double Ultra Z-Cannons, Amazon Sharifa blasting through seven Pantheons, as well as Tarantulas' metal chest, with her Scarab Z-Buster, Loli Mask zapping some magical blast through Baxter Stockman's metal armor with her Loli Z-Buster, Guardian Frederica blasting through eight Pantheons, as well Elgar in his chest, with her Shoulder Z-Cannon, Super Dave punching nine Pantheons with his robotic armor and much more. We then cut to StarMan.EXE and LaserMan.EXE, as the two fired their respective attacks, the Star Arrow and the Cross Laser, aiming at Loli Mask, but the mischievous loli magician was ready for the attacks and countered them by creating a laser barrier with her Loli Z-Buster, making the blasts of the two Darkloids hit the barrier instead, much to Loli Mask's giggling satisfaction, but much to the dismay of the two Darkloid NetNavis.)

StarMan.EXE: What the...? Hey, what in the blazing viral net did she do that for?

Loli Mask: It's called using protection from your attacks, meanie Darkloid. Look it up. It'll help you understand something.

LaserMan.EXE: Then, here's a little something i'd like to call... BREAKING THROUGH THAT BARRIER OF YOURS!! STAR BREAK LASER!!

(LaserMan.EXE lifted his right hand and fired an upward laser, to which rocks fell down on the ground and hit the barrier, although the rocks did little to damage it. StarMan.EXE could not believe his eyes and neither could LaserMan.EXE.)

StarMan.EXE: Huh? Your laser attack did nothing to break that barrier, LaserMan.

LaserMan.EXE: Then, why don't you break it apart yourself, you idiot?

StarMan.EXE: Good idea. Meteor Attack!!

(As soon as he shouted that new command attack, he spinned quickly and vanish, as star-shaped meteors fell down in groups of six and all headed in Loli Mask's direction. She noticed the star-shaped meteors and dodged all of them as each one fell down on the ground.)

Loli Mask: *dodged the meteors* Whoa. *dodges more of them* Yeow!

LaserMan.EXE: *chuckles evilly* Having a hard time avoiding the meteors? Here, i'll make things even harder for you, human brat. *lifts his hand up* Cross Laser!!

Super Dave's voice: I don't think so, you black armored jackoff!

LaserMan.EXE: WHA...?

(Right on cue, the armored Super Dave jumped straight towards LaserMan.EXE and gave him one solid punch in his face, sending him crashing close to Dr. Regal, the latter who was shocked to see his #1 Darkloid NetNavi being suckerpunched by the armored accident prone stuntman.)

Dr. Regal: LaserMan, you fool! Why didn't you activated your Super Armour?

LaserMan.EXE: Ugh... *shakes the cobwebs out* I'll do just that, master.

Dr. Regal: Nevermind, let the Pantheons crush that moronic stuntman. Pantheons, get him!

Pantheons: Yes, master.

(Obeying Dr. Regal's orders, seven Pantheons charged right in the direction of Super Dave, but the accident prone stuntman, while looking a bit cocky, was ready for them.)

Super Dave: Alright, step right up and get ready to receive one of Super Dave's powerful rocket punches. *punched one Pantheon down* And here's one. *punched another one down* And there's two. *punched two more down* Two more down. *kicked two more Pantheons* And two more out of the way. *punched the last incoming Pantheon* And there's the last one. Got anything better for me to deal with, buddy?

Dr. Regal: *angry look* Grr, why you... StarMan, stop that fool... NOW!!

StarMan.EXE's voice: With pleasure, doc. Star Arrow!!

(An incoming shower of arrows rained down on the armored Super Dave, forcing the stuntman to cover himself, but the arrows did nothing to damage the armor.)

Super Dave: HA! Is that the best you can do?

StarMan.EXE: What? But how is that possible?

Super Dave: Thank Fuji for giving me this armor. With this, i'll trounce you in no time.

StarMan.EXE: We'll see about that.

(As Super Dave and StarMan.EXE charged towards each other to fight some more, we cut back to Loli Mask, who was done avoiding the meteor attacks from StarMan.EXE and noticed Shivie Irina having some problems with twelve Pantheons, who piled up on her.)

Loli Mask: *gasps* Aunt Irina! I'll save you. Let her go, you meanie Pantheons!

(Loli Mask fired a couple of shots from her Loli Z-Buster, hitting the piling up Pantheons and forcing them to get off the russian diva, just as the latter got back up on her feet.)

Shivie Irina: *russian accent* Thanks, Loli Mask. I almost thought those tincans were gonna squeeze me, despite my Shivie reploid powers being within me. Now then, i'll show them what happens when they mess with me. *charges her Double Ultra Z-Cannons*

Pantheons: Huh? Uh-Oh!

Shivie Irina: Eat this, you piles of scrap metal!

(Right on cue, Shivie Irina fired two charged shots from her Double Ultra Z-Cannons, hitting all of the Pantheons that piled up on her and destroyed them in the process, angering Baxter when he saw the Pantheons being destroyed.)

Baxter Stockman: What the...? Ugh, not again. I just fixed them. I'll make you pay for this, you stupid diva.

Amazon Sharifa's voice: Not if i have something to say, you nutcase scientist.

Baxter Stockman: What?

(Hearing Amazon Sharifa's voice, the egyptian powerhouse diva dived right onto the sociopathic scientist's direction, punching his metal armor, knocking him down onto the ground, although he quickly got back up afterwards.)

Loli Mask: Uh-Oh, he's back up again.

Baxter Stockman: And ready to make you pay for your smashing on me, you powerhouse fool.

Amazon Sharifa: Bring it, you crazy jerk!

(Complying to Amazon Sharifa's request, Baxter charged towards the egyptian powerhouse diva, attempting to deliver punch after punch, but as he did that, she avoided all of the punches and eventually blocked the two of them, surprising the sociopath scientist as it happened.)

Baxter Stockman: Huh? What is...

Amazon Sharifa: Can't punch me, can you? Well, let me give you one of my own, Baxter.

Baxter Stockman: Huh? Oh no, please don't...

(As Amazon Sharifa grinned, she charged her Scarab Z-Buster up and fired a really strong charge shot, right in Baxter's metal armor, hitting him hard and destroying it in a flash, as well as sending him crashing onto the ground, close to Dr. Regal in the process.)

Dr. Regal: ARGH, STOCKMAN, YOU IDIOT!!! CAN'T YOU DO ANYTHING RIGHT?

Baxter Stockman: Ugh... *collapsed on the ground*

Amazon Sharifa: Hehehe, looks like i've smashed your armor to pieces.

Dr. Regal: Ugh, can't someone destroy those divas already?

Elgar: I'll get it done for you, doc.

Wonder Mask Rachael: You won't do diddly squat after i'm done with you, Elgar.

Elgar: Oh yeah? *makes an invitation finger sign to Wonder Mask Rachael* Come here, you and we'll see who's gonna do diddly squat.

Wonder Mask Rachael: Alrighty, darling. Here i come!

(With a smile on her face, Wonder Mask Rachael dashed towards Elgar, the latter who attempted to use his Card Sword on the dashing diva, but she dashed right through him, causing some sparks to come out of his body and making spin out of control until he collapsed onto the ground.)

Elgar: *dizzy look* Ugh, i'm seeing stars in here, doc.

Dr. Regal: *nearly pulls his hair out* ARGH, THIS IS DRIVING ME CRAZY!!!

Wonder Mask Rachael: *gets close to Dr. Regal* Hehehe, that's what he gets for inviting me to get him. *dashed out of his sight*

(Dr. Regal could only growl softly at Wonder Mask Rachael, as we cut to Guardian Frederica, who was dealing with Tarantulas, the latter firing his spider leg cannons at the reploidified guardian diva, though she avoided the blasts from the Predacon spider and fired a few shots from her Shoulder Z-Cannon in his direction. However, he also avoided her blasting shot by jumping to the right.)

Tarantulas: Heh. Sounds to me like you're having trouble connecting your shots to the target, eh? Well, i'll make sure to connect my shots to your pretty little metallic chest!

(Having said that, he fired a couple more shots from his spider leg cannons, but once again, Guardian Frederica avoided the shots and jumped high on a tree branch in Storybook Land, right above the Predacon spider himself. He immediately noticed where she jumped and aimed his spider leg cannons at that tree branch.)

Tarantulas: Not very smart of you to jump on that tree. Now, i've got you right where i want you.

Guardian Frederica: Then try shooting me, instead of running your spider-bot mouth.

Tarantulas: Spider-bot m- Oh, why you...

(Being provoked by Guardian Frederica's words, Tarantulas blasted the branch where the reploidified guardian diva was standing on, although she immediately jumped back down, as the shots were hitting the tree branch, making it fall down on Tarantulas, although as that happened, the Predacon spider noticed the fall of the branch and moved out of the way, somehow leaving himself wide open for Guardian Frederica to blast him with her Glitch keytool.)

Guardian Frederica: Now, i got you, you Predacon spider freak. Glitch, laser arrows!

(Soon enough, Guardian Frederica fired a couple of laser arrows right in Tarantulas' direction, hitting him so hard that it gave out some sparks from his body, making him crash onto the ground, while some sparkles showed up, indicating that his cybertronian systems were somewhat damaged.)

Computer voice: Warning. Energon surge. Return to Beast Mode or System Lockdown will be imminent.

Guardian Frederica: Hehehe, looks like i've just zapped your cybertronian systems, robobug for brains.

Tarantulas: Grrr, i'll make you pay for this, you repulsive diva punk. Beast mode!

(Having said his transformation phrase, Tarantulas reverted back to his normal spider beast mode and retreated to Dr. Regal, the latter who was upset that things are really not going his way, while the divas, Loli Mask and Super Dave gathered together, as did the Darkloid Force and StarMan.EXE.)

Dr. Regal: *growls angrily* This is starting to annoy me.

Guardian Frederica: Give it up, doc, we've got you and your troops beat!

Loli Mask: Yeah, and Mr. Super Dave has taken that StarMan meanie down too.

StarMan.EXE: Don't think i'm beaten yet, kid.

Super Dave: What are you babbling you, you've got some damage on your systems, pal.

Shivie Irina: *russian accent* And the rest of you are also damaged, thus you've lost this fight.

Amazon Sharifa: Surrender now while you have the chance and we'll take it easy on you!

Wonder Mask Rachael: Unless you want another smackdown, darlings!

Elgar: Grr, can you believe the nerve of those divas and that stuntman?

Baxter Stockman: I agree, as they're getting too cocky here for their own good. Master, what shall we do?

Dr. Regal: I'll tell you what StarMan will do at least: *looks at StarMan.EXE* Destroy them with your biggest attack!!!

StarMan.EXE: With pleasure, master and i got just the thing. *powers up* MEGA METEOR ATTACK!!

All Four DX Reploid Divas, Loli Mask and Super Dave: Huh?

(Abruptly end Ressha Sentai Tokkyuger)

(Background Music: Hakai Seyo- Seiatsu Seyo 02 from Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger)

(At that moment, StarMan.EXE powers up in a really big way and fires a very large meteor that falls down at full speed on the four reploidified DX Divas, Loli Mask and Super Dave. However, as it fall down close to them, the accident prone stuntman used the mechanical arms and hands of his robo-armor and grabbed the meteor, as he did his best not to let the large meteor squash the six of them, even though StarMan.EXE focused his power on seeing the sixsome being squashed by the meteor.)

StarMan.EXE: *laughs maniacally* Give it up, divas, you have no chance to survive this attack, even if that stuntman is holding off that meteor.

Super Dave: *struggling efforts* GGGNNN!!! I WON'T LET THAT METEOR SQUASH THOSE DIVAS AND LOLI MASK... NOT IF I, SUPER DAVE OBSORNE HAVE ANYTHING TO SAY ABOUT THIS!! YOU GIRLS GET TO SAFETY, I'LL HOLD OFF THAT METEOR AS BEST AS I COULD!!

Amazon Sharifa: But what about you? We can't leave you like this, even if Freddie says that you're a tough stuntman.

Guardian Frederica: Sharifa's right, Super, we can't leave you here, you'll really get killed this time if you hold on to that meteor for so long.

Dr. Regal: Then, there's only one thing for you to do... Super Dave. Surrender your compound to me and i'll order StarMan to nullify his meteor attack.

Super Dave: *struggling efforts* Gnnn... I won't let the divas and their friend here get squashed, but i also won't surrender my compound to you. Never.

Loli Mask: *worried look* Mr. Super Dave.

Elgar: *laughs evilly* What a moronic human.

Baxter Stockman: I agree. He's as stubborn as those divas are.

LaserMan.EXE: And that will be his downfall, if he keeps refusing to surrender his compound, allowing our master to expand his operations, in order for us to one-up the Dark Genesis in the process.

Wonder Mask Rachael: Huh? You want to take over this compound of Super Dave, just to get ahead of our enemies, the Dark Genesis? That's totally one insane obsession you pieces of crap have on your sick minds.

Dr. Regal: Not insane, my dear. More like... a carefully planified plot of mine. Now, no more fooling around, divas... and Super Dave. Say that you will surrender your compound to me... or you and those divas, as well as that brat, will end up having your bones scrambled up.

(While Super Dave struggles to ensure that the meteor doesn't squash himself, as well as the divas and Loli Mask, we cut to a hidden spot in the bushes of Storybook Land, where we see the same two mystery figures from before observing the situation at hand, with somewhat worried looks on their faces.)

Mystery Figure 1: Ugh, this is really bad. If something's not done soon, Super Dave will really unable to survive this situation... and those divas and that kid will also get scrambled for good.

Mystery Figure 2: What can we do about it?

Mystery Figure 1: Hmmmmm... *sees StarMan.EXE focusing more and more of his power to squash the four reploidifed divas, Loli Mask and Super Dave* I hate to say this, but seeing that this large meteor is about to scratch those six out of the way, calling their other diva helpers will do no good. We must intervene ourselves now.

Mystery Figure 2: You mean...

Mystery Figure 1: Yes. No more hiding in the shadows. It's time we make our introduction to them... and stop those Darkloids before they destroy the divas, Super Dave and that Loli Mask for good. Come on. Let's move!

Mystery Figure 2: Right.

(Back to the six endangered heroes, Super Dave is suddenly kneeling down on one knee, which makes the large meteor lower itself even further, forcing the four divas and Loli Mask to lower themselves too.)

All Four DX Reploid Divas: YEOW!!

Super Dave: *struggling efforts* I... i don't know how much more of this i can take. My arms are getting tired.

Dr. Regal: Then surrender your compound, Super Dave. This is your last chance to say so to me. SAY IT!!

Loli Mask: My magic will crush that big rock!

Tarantulas: StarMan's power will nullify your little magic if you try to crush it yourself, kid.

Loli Mask: Not if i fire it with my Loli Z-Buster! *charges her buster and fires it on the large meteror, but no damage is scored on it* What? No damage?

Tarantulas: I told you so. *cackles evilly* Your magic power, even powered by that buster of yours cannot damage StarMan's meteor. Face it, that compound is as good as ours! *cackles evilly*

(As Tarantulas said that and Super Dave's robo-armor's strength starts to fail on him, sudden super strong whiplashes cuts the large meteor to pieces, while some mysterious claw slashes destroys the pieces in the process, saving Super Dave, the four divas and Loli Mask in the process. Naturally, this surprises them, as well as the Darkloid Force at the same time, just as StarMan.EXE felt the whiplash and was sent back to the Darkloid Force, crashing onto the ground as it happened.)

(End Hakai Seyo- Seiatsu Seyo 02)

All DX Reploid Divas, Loli Mask and Super Dave: HUH?

All Darkloid Force villains: WHAT?

(Resume Ressha Sentai Tokkyuger)

(Everyone was wondering who stopped the large meteor from destroying them. And as the dust settles, we see that it was the two mystery figures that were responsable for crushing the large meteor, as we finally find out who the two mystery fiigures are at long last. After two episodes, we find out that the mystery figures turns out to be, for the first one, a long brown haired woman wearing a dark red leather outfit, covered with a dark red coat. And for the second one, she's a blonde catgirl, wearing a purple latex outfit and very sharp long cat claws in place of nails. Upon seeing the two revealed figures, the four divas recognized them, while Loli Mask didn't know what to make of them and the Darkloid Force were shocked to see the two female figures.)

Dr. Regal: Huh, what?

LaserMan.EXE: Who are they, master?

Dr. Regal: I don't have any clue, LaserMan.

Guardian Frederica: Oh my... god.

Wonder Mask Rachael: Could it be... *we close in on the two ladies in mind* Kimberly Solomon and Katherine Solomon?

Loli Mask: Huh? You know them?

Shivie Irina: *russian accent* As ironic as it sounds, yes. Those two are Heather's distant cousins.

Amazon Sharifa: And very distant at that.

Kimberly: Distant we may be, but we're here to put a stop to this madness. *Katherine activates her cat-like nail claws and hisses*

Dr. Regal: Oh, so you two think you're gonna stop us from getting Super Dave's compound? We'll see about that. Pantheons, crush those two worthless piece of garbage!

Pantheons: With pleasure, master Regal! *charges towards Kimberly and Katherine*

Loli Mask: Oh no you won't. *charges her Loli Z-Buster*

Kimberly: Save your buster energy, kid. Me and Kat have everything under control.

(Having said that, the now revealed Kimberly and Katherine charged towards the Pantheons, with the whip holding Solomon family member whipping half of the Pantheons troops, while Katherine slashed the remaining Pantheons with her cat claws, destroying them all without breaking a sweat, which frustrated Dr. Regal and the Darkloid Force as they saw what the two Solomon sisters did, while the divas and Super Dave were surprised and Loli Mask was impressed at what she saw.)

Loli Mask: *thinking* Wow. Mommy Heather never told me that she had cousins. And their fighting skills are very impressive. Maybe they'll join the divas and i'll have more diva aunties afterwards.

Dr. Regal: I don't believe this! Those two have no reploid power and they've smashed my Pantheons with ease? StarMan, destroy those two ladies... NOW!!!

StarMan.EXE: As you wish, master. Star Meteor... *gets rapidly slashed by Katherine's cat claws in his insignia chest* AAARRRGHH!!

Katherine: *poses with her cat-nail claws* Sorry for doing this to you, StarMan, but you've done enough meteor smashing for one day. Divas, kid, better finish that Darkloid NetNavi now while he's weakened out.

Guardian Frederica: Uh... oh, right. Alright, you guys, let's finish that flashy Darkloid before his  heals himself out.

Wonder Mask Rachael: Gotcha, Freddie-poo. Uh, Super, you're gonna be alright?

Super Dave: Yeah, just finish that thing off, while i recuperate from almost having my bones reduced to egg shells.

Wonder Mask Rachael: Alright. Let's finish things off with that Star freak, guys.

Amazon Sharifa and Shivie Irina: Right. *starts charging up their busters*

Loli Mask: *starts charging up her Loli Z-Buster* Understood, Aunt Rachael.

(Soon enough, all four divas and Loli Mask activated their Z-Busters and charged it to maximum power, as they aimed their busters in StarMan.EXE's direction. Like the previous times, the Darkloid Force took notice of the divas about to finish off the flashy Darkloid NetNavi, while the two Solomon sisters looked on emotionlessly and Super Dave looked on with a surprised look on his face.)

Super Dave: *surprised look* Whoa.

Baxter Stockman: Uh, master, it looks like the divas are about to destroy another one of our Darkloid NetNavis.

Dr. Regal: I've noticed that, you bumbling idiot. StarMan, get it together before those divas deletes you for good.

StarMan.EXE: *in pain* Ugh, i'll try, master.

Guardian Frederica: *charges her Z-Buster* Try all you want, but you're heading out to the deletion spot, StarMan. Ready to fire the Z-Buster Charge Shots?

Wonder Mask Rachael: *charges her Z-Buster* Ready, Freddie-poo.

Shivie Irina: *russian accent, charges her Z-Buster* Ready, comrade!

Amazon Sharifa: *charges her Z-Buster* All set, Freddie!

Loli Mask: *charges her Loli Z-Buster* Ready when you are, onee-chan!

Guardian Frederica: Then, let's get to it!

StarMan.EXE: *in pain, worried look* Uh-Oh.

Loli Mask and all DX Reploid Divas: Z-Buster... MEGA BEAM!!

(After shouting their finisher phrase and with the spirit of Zero AND his Z logo in the background, all four divas and Loli Mask fired their fully charged finisher in the direction of StarMan.EXE, hitting him so hard that tons of sparks bursted out of his body for a few seconds, until an explosion was soon seen in him.)

StarMan.EXE: *heavily damaged* AAAAAAAAARRRGGGHH, NOOOOO!!!!

Super Dave: Yeow, now that's what i call major firepower there.

Kimberly: Definitely.

Loli Mask and all four DX Reploid Divas: Yeah! He's done for! Game over!

(As the divas were happy to have defeated StarMan.EXE and with Super Dave being impressed, but the Solomon sisters not showing much emotion in the conclusion of the fight, his image flipped over with the word "Deleted" that was seen for one second, until it flipped back to the image of the flashy NetNavi, in which his body started to disintegrate.)

Computerized Voice: StarMan, Deleted!

(End Ressha Sentai Tokkyuger)

Tarantulas: Ugh, not again.

Dr. Regal: Yes again, and this time, it's all your fault, Tarantulas! You and your stupid idea of taking over that compound costed us another Darkloid here.

Loli Mask: Too bad for you, meanies. StarMan is about to be gone to the deletion world.

Wonder Mask Rachael: Just like the other two that we've defeated before him.

StarMan.EXE: *disintegrates* I guess taking over that compound will do us no good, master. Guess i'm about to fade away... *gets sad* into oblivion. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGHH!!!

(After saying his final words and yelled out like a martyr of sorts, StarMan.EXE was completely disintegrated and out of sight, thus the fight comes to an end with a definite victory for the divas, Loli Mask and Super Dave Osborne, much to the dismay of the Darkloid Force.)

Super Dave: Looks like it's game over for you, buddy.

Wonder Mask Rachael: He's right, darling. If i were you all, i'd get out of this compound on the double and forget trying to conquer it.

Shivie Irina: *russian accent* Yeah, even the Dark Genesis would not be impressed by your stupid idea of taking over Super Dave's compound.

Dr. Regal: Grrr, fine, we'll leave. But don't think i'm gonna forget this humiliation, divas. We're leaving now, Darkloid Force. *looks at Tarantulas* And Tarantulas... i'm gonna have to have a word with you about that idiotic idea of yours.

Tarantulas: *gulps in fear* Yes, master.

Dr. Regal: Let's move!

(As he gave the order to leave, Dr. Regal and his Darkloid Force minions teleported back to the undisclosed laboratory in the same teleporting style of the Mega Man NNT Warrior anime, leaving the divas, Loli Mask, the Solomon sisters and Super Dave all by themselves in the Storybook Land area of the compound, just as Zero teleports in, along with Fuji and Donald Glantz.)

Computerize Voice: Darkloid Force, Logging Out!

(Background Music: Farewell, Star Guardian by Russell Cox, courtesy of the Overclocked Remix website)

Donald Glantz: Super, way to go, man.

Fuji: *japanese accent* Yes, you helped the divas defeat those monsters and save the compound.

Super Dave: ..... Thanks, you two.

Zero: Well now, looks like you divas have accomplished another great job at taking down another Darkloid there.

Guardian Frederica: Yep, that we did, Zero.

Loli Mask: And look, look, Mr. Zero. Two of Mommy Heather's cousins are here too.

Zero: Hmm?

(Upon hearing that from Loli Mask, Zero looked at the two Solomon sisters and was a bit surprised to see them, even though he kept his cool as he saw the two sexy ladies. This somehow annoyed Kimberly for a bit.)

Kimberly: What? You haven't seen a lady like me wear this kind of outfit before?

Zero: No, it's not that. Just that it's surprising to see you and Katherine here... especially after so long, during the DGS days, before the formation of the DX Divas took place.

Loli Mask: The what now?

Guardian Frederica: It's nothing, kiddo. Just a long story that might be too long to explain to you.

Loli Mask: *gets jumpy* I wanna know, i wanna know, please.

Wonder Mask Rachael: Perhaps some other time, sweetie.

Loli Mask: *gets sad* Oh.

Amazon Sharifa: I think you should go now, Loli Mask... while Zero should go get Shiori and bring her back here. *winks at her and Zero*

Zero: She's right. I'll go get Shiori now and bring her back to you, now that the battle is done.

Loli Mask: Okay, i'll be going now. Until we meet again, divas. See ya around.

Super Dave: See ya, kid.

(Using her magical powers, the reploidified Loli Mask teleported herself out of sight, with Zero following her in the teleportation, unbeknownst to the fact that she's only heading to some spot, in order to turn herself back to normal, as the divas immediately powered down back to their normal civilian selves. Seconds afterwards, another teleportation was seen, as Zero returned again, this time with Shiori in tow, with the latter holding the crimson Maverick Hunter's hand.)

Zero: I'm back with Shiori, guys.

(As soon as Zero said that, she went to Rachael and hugged her, just as Super Dave gets back on his feet, while still in his robo-armor.)

Shiori: Aunt Rachael, Aunt Rachael. *hugs Rachael* I saw your battle and you diva aunties did great out there.

Rachael: Yes, that we know we did, sweetie.

Shiori: *looks at Super* And you also did well out there, Mr. Super Dave. Your compound is safe.

Super Dave: *smiles* Thanks, kid. That means a lot coming out of you. And Fuji.

Fuji: *japanese accent* Yes, Super?

Super Dave: I'm sorry for being mad at you. My stunt accident kinda made me snap for no reason. And i'd like for you to come back to work at the compound.

Fuji: *japanese accent* Really? *Super Dave nods* Alright, thank you, Super. I'll make sure not to let you down again in the future.

Super Dave: *pats Fuji on the back* I'm certain you won't fail on me again, Fuji. I just know it.

Frederica: Ahhhh, now that's more like it. Super and Fuji back together again, what a concept.

Donald Glantz: Yeah, and much better than ever, now that Super's taken Fuji back to the compound with us.

Rachael: And you know what that means, don't you? It's time to celebrate the reunion and have a good party with everyone on the compound... *looks at Kimberly and Katherine* and with you two joining us too.

Kimberly: Sorry, but count us out. We have no interest on doing any partying whatsoever with you guys.

Shiori: Why not? It'll also give me an opportunity to know my two latest aunts as well.

Kimberly: Sorry, kid, but Kat and I are not your aunts. I don't know where you'd get that idea that we're your aunts, but if it's our cousin Heather who's given you that idea... then she's as nuts as ever.

Shiori: Hey, you can't say that about Mommy Heather.

Kimberly: Yes, i can, kid, and i don't regret saying it. Well, love to stay and "celebrate" this win, but we've got better things to do, now that we've given our help to you. Let's go, Kat.

Katherine: Right, Kimmy.

(At that moment, the two Solomon sisters turned around and walked right to their stylish car, which was a red Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 model. They've both opened the car's door and drove out of the Storybook Land area of the Super Dave Compound, leaving the divas, Shiori, Zero, Super Dave and his crew behind, with Shiori a bit sad that Kimberly and Katherine have not accepted to become aunts to her.)

Shiori: *a bit sad* I don't get it. Why would Mommy Heather's cousins not want to be my aunts?

Rachael: Kimmy and Kat are very complex individuals, even though they're related to Heather. But they're not very bad people, so to speak. They're just... loners, i guess.

Frederica: Those two have always been that way... though perhaps, you can ask Heather about this when we get back, kiddo. *Shiori lower her head in sadness* Hey, cheer up, kiddo. Just forget about those two for now and let's enjoy the rest of the Super Dave tour.

Super Dave: Yeah, there's still some other stuff you haven't seen yet from me. And i want to see you happy when i'll be showing those stuff to you.

Shiori: *doesn't say a thing for a few seconds, but regains her smile afterwards* Okay, we'll be enjoying the rest of the tour, aunties... and Mr. Super Dave.

Frederica: Ahh, now that's great to hear, kiddo.

(In a sign of happiness, Frederica hugged Shiori, in which the latter returned the hug afterwards, even though Super Dave stepped forward, while still wearing the robo armor on him.)

Super Dave: Well, that's all great that you've regained your smile, Shiori... *looks at Fuji* But Fuji, while this armor is great for me to have, i'd like to get it off of me. How can i remove that robo armor that you made for me?

Fuji: *japanese accent* Oh, that's easy, Super. You just push the red button on the right side of the chest armor and you'll be out of the armor in no time.

Super Dave: Oh, you mean this one?

(The moment Super Dave said that, he pushed the red button on the right of the robo armor's chest and gets blasted out of the armor, sending him flying high in the sky, surprising the divas, Shiori, Zero, Fuji and Donald Glantz in the process.)

Super Dave: *gets blasted high in the sky* WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! *disappears in the sky*

(As soon as Super Dave is out of sight in the sky, the now inanimate robo armor falls down on the ground, which stuns the divas and company as it happened.)

Shiori: Oh my, where did Mr. Super Dave go?

Irina: *russian accent* Looks like our star stuntman got ejected out of the armor... and in a really fast way too.

Sharifa: Indeed... although, will he be alright?

Frederica: Of course, Sharifa. I mean... he's Super Dave Osborne, the Davedevil for Hire, after all.

Rachael: Yeah... and my best guess is that he'll survive this latest mishap, just like the other ones he's had before. *chuckles*

Sharifa: Hmmm... Alright, i guess. *shrugs it out*

Shiori: *stomach gumbles* Uhh, i think my stomach is getting famished, aunties.

Frederica: *stomach grumbles* Yeah, mine too.

Rachael, Irina and Sharifa: *stomaches grumbles too* Yeah, so is mine. Mine as well. Me too.

Fuji: *japanese accent* Then, allw us to take you to the Super Dave Fast Food restaurant, where we'll serve you the best hamburgers and fries you've ever tasted.

Shiori: *jumps for joy* Yay, hamburgers for dinner. *giggles*

Zero: Then, you guys should get going. I'll head back to Maverick Hunter Headquarters to make my report now.

Frederica: Alright, see ya later, Zero.

Shiori: Bye bye, Mr. Zero.

Rachael, Irina and Sharifa: See ya around, Zero.

(Hearing the goodbyes from the divas and Shiori, Zero nodded and teleported back to Maverick Hunter HQ to make his report. After that was done, Fuji directed his attention to the divas, as Donald Glantz stood close to the japanese stunt coordinator.)

Fuji: *japanese accent* Alright, divas... and Shiori, let us go to the Super Dave Fast Food restaurant for some hamburgers, fries and good beverages.

Shiori: *jumps for joy* Yay!

Frederica: Let's take the bus for that. And Fuji, you can give me the directions to it.

Fuji: *japanese accent* Will do, Frederica.

Rachael: Alright then, let's all get going.

All: *except Rachael* Yeah!

(With excitement in their eyes, the four divas and Shiori walked alongside Fuji and Donald Glantz, as they headed back to the DX Express Flying Bus Mark III. Once they were all inside the bus, it drove on its way to the Super Dave Fast Food Restaurant, leaving Storybook Land in the process. But seconds as the bus left Storybook Land, we see Super Dave falling back onto the ground in a comical way, hurting himself at the same time, while unaware that the divas, Shiori, Zero and Super Dave's two trusted allies have left Storybook Land.)

Super Dave: *crashed onto the ground* OWW!! *in pain and motionless* Ohh, this is one hell of a super record pain. Ugh. Fuji? Donald? Divas? Shiori? *no response* Oh, that's just great. The divas have saved my compound and they've all left me behind. Just wonderful. *sighs* Oh well, that's it for today's DX Divas Show episode, folks, i hope you enjoyed it. The divas will be back next time for another episode of their show. As for me? Well... Since no one is here to pick my body, i might as well just lay there until my maker comes and pick me up and takes me to the nearest graveyard. And to think i was gonna treat that young kid to some food in my Super Dave Fast Food restaurant. Guess she got sad and left my compound, along with those divas. Oh well, i guess that's life, in terms of having to invite people, only for them to leave after i get killed in action. ..... Oh, why am i even saying that? Anyway, could we end this episode before i die completely here?

(Complying to Super Dave's request, our story now comes to an end, as Super Dave lays there, waiting for something to happen, as the screen would then fade to black. As it faded to black, the phrase That's all Folks would be written in the black background.)

"That's all Folks!"

Super Dave's voice: Thank you. And good night, everybody.

(End Farewell, Star Guardian)

(The End)

********************(Next Episode)********************

(We see a picture of the seven Cupids, those being Kotori Todoroki, Cefiro and Mariko Dark, Connie Villalobos, Rommy, Soara Henzo and Lovelly Stark, along with their mentor Xian, flying together, looking to spread love amongst couples in Montreal.)

Narrator: (Michael Cole) Next time, Megumi Hayashibara, MAKO, Anabella Silva, Ursula Cobucci, Alcedo Yaraivi, Melanie Henríquez, Maythe Guedes and Valeria Castillo arrive in Montreal to spread the love to couples everywhere respectively as Xian, Kotori Todoroki, Cefiro and Mariko Dark, Rommy, Soara Henzo and Lovelly Stark of the Cupids.

(We then see a picture of Red, arguing with Anju, although both are under some sort of hatred spell, as well as Shogoku and Li also arguing against one another and Elizabeth and Antonio also doing the same, while also being under the same influence, all thanks to some anti-love gun that is on ColdMan.EXE's hands, the latter watching from a hidden spot.)

Narrator: And Ryōtarō Okiayu , while under the influence of an anti love gun ray, argues with Anju, who is also under the same effects of the anti love gun ray, as Red... and the diva couples are also arguing amongst themselves, while being under the same influence.

(Finally, we see Rachael in bed with Frederica, the latter unsure about what she wants from her, while the fashion loving diva tries her best to help her with her problems that dates back from her dark past and at the same time, falls in love with her in the process.)

Narrator: And finally, Rachael does her best to find out what happened in Frederica's past, concerning dates, while making her understand that love between the same gender is not such a bad thing... but will Frederica understand this once and for all? Find out in the next episode.

********************(Bonus Scene)********************

(As the preview ended, we cut to the roads of Los Angeles, as the red Bugatti Veyron EB 16.4 car model of the Solomon sisters, Kimberly and Katherine, is moving on the road, with the red coated elder sister driving it.)

Kimberly: I have to say, Kat, that our introduction to the audience was a bit hasty on the divas... though those Darkloid Force jabronis forced us to get out of the dark and help them out in a flash. *Katherine says nothing* Regardless, i'm sure the divas can handle them from there... unless we're forced to watch them from our hiding spot again. In any ca-

Katherine: Uh, Kimmy, you'd better stop the car.

Kimberly: Why?

(Instead of saying it, Katherine pointed to another vehicle that was in front of them. Kimberly noticed it and put on the brakes, stopping the car in a hurry, as the vehicle in mind they spotted was in fact the black limousine that belonged to the senior chief of the Powerful Maidens herself, Kanade Nikaido. After Kimberly stopped her car, she and Katherine both got out and walked close to the limo with somewhat angry looks on their faces.)

Kimberly: Alright, whoever's in that limo, get it out of the way, so that we may head back to Miami.

Voice: There's no need to be angry, Kimberly Solomon... as i have good reasons to be here.

Kimberly: And what's that?

(Background Music: Dr. Light's Theme from Mega Man Maverick Hunter X)

(Right on cue, the limo's doors opened, revealing a couple of figures walking out of the limo. Those turned out to be the Powerful Maidens' chief herself, Kanade Nikaido and with her are her trusty and sexy romanian secretary and personal bodyguard, the sultry Elizabeth Moldoveanu, the witchcraft expert and leader of the Powerful Maidens Sora Kosaka, the deadly light blue haired kunoichi warrior Sakuya Hatori, the gun slinging nun Mari Sasaki, the young maiden soldier Jin Kamishina, the senior fashion loving superheroine maiden Kagura Morishita and the serious and brave soldier maiden Koudelka Imir. Kimberly and Katherine weren't sure what to make of the Powerful Maidens crew, as the latter approached them.)

Kanade: Just to propose you an offer to join my Powerful Maidens crew. Nothing more.

Kimberly and Katherine: Huh?

Kimberly: An offer... to join some maiden crew?

Kanade: Yes, as we've noticed that the two of you have been watching the divas for quite a while in the shadows. And after helping them in their rescue mission, as well as in saving the compound of that stuntman Super Dave Osborne and seeing your abilities in doing so, we thought you have an interest of joining the Powerful Maidens, seeing that your abilities to handle that whip for you Kimberly... and for your sister Katherine how she handled her cat claws with ease are just what we needed.

Kimberly: ......... You're joking, right?

Sora: Our chief doesn't joke around when she sees great fighters like yourselves, Miss Solomon... and how ironic it is that you're relatives to Heather yourselves.

Katherine: Wha... How did you know that we're relatives to our cousin Heather?

Kanade: We do see everything, my dear Katherine... and i also see that you're not too open-minded to others. But i'm sure we can help you at being more open-minded to others if you two do join us.

Kimberly:  Hmmmmmm... *folds her arms in total seriousness*

Kanade: Don't worry, Kimberly. We'll give you some time to think about my offer to join the maidens... though in the end, we know you'll make the right decision. Just think about it, okay?

(The bonus scene ends as Kimberly and Katherine are a little uncertain about Kanade's offer to join the Powerful Maidens, while Kanade herself had a smile on her face, hoping that the Solomon sisters will eventually accept to join them.)

(End Dr. Light's Theme)

********************(End Bonus Scene)********************
Musics used in act three of the story in mind:
Ressha Sentai Tokkyuger (by Daiki Ise)
Hakai Seyo- Seiatsu Seyo 02 (Kaizoku Sentai Gokaiger)
Farewell, Star Guardian (by Russell Cox, courtesy of the Overclocked Remix website)
Dr. Light's Theme (Mega Man Maverick Hunter X)

Story Sypnosis: Tonight, on The DX Divas Show.

As four of the DX Divas takes Shiori on a visit of the compound of the legendary accident prone stuntman Super Dave Osborne, Dr. Regal plans to take over that very compound in order to expand his operations and to one-up the Dark Genesis, as the group of villainesses from the last arc has made its return. In order for his plans to work, he kidnaps Super Dave's stunt coordinator, Fuji Hakayito, after the latter got fired due to a stunt gone wrong for one too many times.

Now, the divas has to convince the superstar stuntman that Fuji needs to be saved, as well as ensuring that the Darkloid Force doesn't take over his compound at the same time.

Will he agree to help the divas save Fuji and his compound? Find out tonight on The DX Divas Show. Next!

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Writer's Comments: Well, this episode was less longer to write, although i had to put it on hold at the end of March, due to my laptop having to be cleaned up. Luckily though, things are alright and i was able to finish writing this episode of mine, featuring Super Dave Osborne in it.

Why Super Dave? Well, to be truthful with you, a few months ago, when my Illico HD terminal had unscrambled some of the channels as previews to get, should we be interested on including it with some of my other channels i would get, one of the channels that was unscrambled was the Comedy Gold channel, which was all about the retro vintage comedy shows. And among them was The Super Dave Osborne Show, which reminded me of the days i've watched that show on YTV years ago. Seeing Super Dave getting scrambled by his failed stunts was always something that made me laugh, especially with the inclusion of his staff, which included the interviewer Mike Walden (sadly, he's not in this episode of mine, as i don't know what happened to him), Fuji Hakayito (i had no details about his original actor, Art Irizawa, seeing that i couldn't find out if he was alive or not, so i replaced him with another japanese voice actor, suggested to me by VoltronZ1) and Donald Glantz. If only i could find some DVD collection of his best stunts somewhere in Montreal. Maybe i'll find one of those someday, if i can.

Anyway, the episode has arrived, so enjoy, folks. And sorry for the delay.

Act three is the big battle against StarMan.EXE and the Darkloid Force... and where we finally learn the identities of the two mysterious ladies that watched over the divas in the last two episodes... though the two ladies in mind used to be OCs of mine, until i decided to let my DA bro RedFalcon23 adopt them. What'll happen to those two afterwards in the future will be entirely up to him.

Copyrights of the aforementioned belongs to the following:

DX Divas Show characters: (C) shnoogums5060
Shiori Uemoto/Loli Mask, Sora Kosaka, Sakuya Hatori, Mari Sasaki, Kanade Nikaido, Elizabeth Moldoveanu, Jin Kamishina, Kagura Morishita and Koudelka Imir: (C) RedFalcon23
Super Dave Osborne characters: (C) Bob Einstein
Zero, Dr. Regal, LaserMan.EXE, ShadeMan.EXE and StarMan.EXE: (C) Capcom
The Blob: (C) Marvel Comics
Tarantulas: (C) Hasbro Studios
Elgar: (C) Haim Saban, Shuki Levy, Saban Brands and SCG Power Rangers LLC
Daemon: (C) ReBoot Productions
Baxter Stockman: (C) Kevin Eastman, Peter Laird and Nickelodeon
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another amazing work, bro, nice way to end the fight sequence and have Kim and Kat appear on scene. fantastic work